Dude we did this at summer camp! We all got extra points for a prize if we memorized it. Our version went: Ladies and Gents, Hobos and Tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants. I stand before you to sit behind you to tell you a story I know nothing about, so pull up a chair and sit on the floor, admission is free but pay at the door. My story has ended but now has begun. One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. One deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot those two dead boys, if you don’t believe my lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. My next story is about the four corners of the round table.
How did the def man here it
What was reading a dr. Seuss book
I love this story my grandpa tells me this one all the time!!!!
Poetry👌😢
He memoriesed it all
It’s 2 am… I can’t rn 💀🙏🏼
ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout, I’ll tell you a tale I know nothing about; The Admission is free, so pay at the door, Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play, A mute man came to shout “Horray!” A deaf policeman heard the noise and Came to stop those two dead boys.
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block, In a two-story house on a vacant lot; A man with no legs came walking by, and kicked the lawman in his thigh.
He crashed through a wall without making a sound, into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned; The long black hearse came to cart him away, But he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table, The only eyewitness to facts of my fable; But if you doubt my lies are true, Just ask the blind man, he saw it too
What do you mean you didn’t laugh?
You giggled a little lol
that was incredible
My bus driver taught me this exact story
I'm gonna try " MAKE ME LAUGH" your ex 😁 rate it 1/20
Loooool. Enjoyed this one. Hahahaha
Love a good nonsense poem
Bro you did laugh
He actually laughed😂
The deaf police man*
Average day in Ohio
That kid did the griddy
[ IMPORTANT]
Lady's and gentlemen Hobo's and tramp's
Long legged mosquito's And bowlegged ants
I here to tell you a story I know nothing about
Early one morning and late at night
Two dead boy came up to fight Back to bite
They faced each other Drew there sword and shot each other
The deaf police man heard the noise Came and shot two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man because he saw it to
– A very poetic poet
If u can't convince them, confuse them. I love this kid😂
Dude we did this at summer camp! We all got extra points for a prize if we memorized it. Our version went:
Ladies and Gents, Hobos and Tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants.
I stand before you to sit behind you to tell you a story I know nothing about, so pull up a chair and sit on the floor, admission is free but pay at the door. My story has ended but now has begun.
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. One deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot those two dead boys, if you don’t believe my lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
My next story is about the four corners of the round table.
How did the def man here it
What was reading a dr. Seuss book
I love this story my grandpa tells me this one all the time!!!!
Poetry👌😢
He memoriesed it all
It’s 2 am… I can’t rn 💀🙏🏼
ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I’ll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout “Horray!”
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.
He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too
What do you mean you didn’t laugh?
You giggled a little lol
that was incredible
My bus driver taught me this exact story
I'm gonna try
" MAKE ME LAUGH"
your ex 😁 rate it 1/20
Loooool. Enjoyed this one. Hahahaha
Love a good nonsense poem
Bro you did laugh
He actually laughed😂
The deaf police man*
Average day in Ohio
That kid did the griddy
[ IMPORTANT]
Lady's and gentlemen
Hobo's and tramp's
Long legged mosquito's
And bowlegged ants
I here to tell you a story I know nothing about
Early one morning and late at night
Two dead boy came up to fight
Back to bite
They faced each other
Drew there sword and shot each other
The deaf police man heard the noise
Came and shot two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man because he saw it to
– A very poetic poet
If u can't convince them, confuse them. I love this kid😂