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楊迪瘋狂吐槽女友，12年戀情崩塌！小S震驚到無法呼吸！！！#杨迪 #小s #离婚 #分手 #渣男 #娱乐圈 #炸裂 #综艺 #娱乐 #八卦 #花花万物

Imagine you’re suddenly stranded on a deserted island with zero chance of escape , but there’s a button in front of you that you can press to teleport your significant other to your side. Would you press it? Raise your hand if you would! Yes, I would! Raise your hand if you wouldn’t! Mengchen, if you were on a deserted island, would you teleport your significant other there? Absolutely! If he teleported you there, would you be willing? Uh, maybe not , hahaha. Sweetie, would you? Would you teleport your boyfriend there? Definitely! But once he’s there , the two of you can never go back. Oh, witnessing true love! Finally, there’s a chance! Let’s build a kingdom on the deserted island and reproduce! Once the kingdom is established, the two of you can live in the world! Honey , they can reproduce! Hahaha, even if it’s incestuous marriage, the whole island will be crazy! Hahaha. Sorry, sorry, your boyfriend is on the island. He teleported you there. I can teleport him there, but he can’t teleport me there! Hahaha, I also choose not to teleport . If I teleport my girlfriend there… He’ll ruin me if he comes over . He’s a really stupid person , you know? In everyday life, he says your girlfriend is stupid , really stupid, wow, how can you be like this? Let me tell you, as soon as his girlfriend comes over, he ‘s like , “Hey hahaha, he’s already like this, don’t film me hahaha, he’s crazy , isn’t he? Forward, you’d say your lover doesn’t deserve it, I won’t film it, you should film someone else, I think hahaha, I think, um, why isn’t anyone here , hehehehehehehe, hahaha , humph, live your own life, humph, actually I think love should fade with time, he’ll live his own life , but I don’t want to hurt him, oh wow, I definitely won’t film this kind of thing , we’ve been together for so long, so let me suffer alone, but based on my understanding of my other half, he’ll film himself coming over to be with me, he hopes I film him , oh, is that so? I’m so envious of you , how long have you been together? From sophomore year until now , I see, 12 years, right ? It’s been 12 o’clock, wow. Wow, are you going public with your relationship? You two don’t even know each other, is he an outsider? You don’t know him? He ‘s my classmate. How long have you been together? Let’s look back, since 2006. How could he love you for so long? Hahaha, I don’t know either. Maybe he’s just … hahaha. Anyway, back then, he probably thought I was funny or something. You’ve already finished talking about the relationship we’re discussing. I can talk about it, it’s okay. I just won’t show everyone photos. Everything else is fine . So why aren’t you married? Afraid of causing trouble? You missed a very good opportunity back then, so you still intend to marry this person. Yes, you’re just looking for the right opportunity. If a girl is hoping to get married but hasn’t gotten married after 12 years, she can wait any longer. Twelve years is a long time; the twelve zodiac signs have already completed a year. Anyway, he’s still here, so he’s still here. Did you make a promise to him ? Did you say that we would definitely get married? Of course I made a promise , and I’ve planned a lot for the future. We ‘ll probably get married around 60 years old, right? Yes, yes, yes. So, if you don’t end up marrying him, and that doesn’t happen, I absolutely won’t. You dare to make that promise? I dare to make that vow because I can’t live without him. Absolutely not. I’m used to this kind of life. Oh, so you have photos on your phone, right? No, hahaha. I don’t have a phone. We’re so guarded. Imagine Yang Di, before he became super famous, being taken to New York shopping, and then in front of a diamond store. I still go into that brand now. No, no. No, then Yang Di didn’t even go into that store because he’d be miserable if he went in—it was too expensive, he wanted to die , haha. So I didn’t go into that store either; I just sat in the lobby of a hotel across the street and waited. Then, my phone received a text message—the money had been deducted , haha. That instant, that one moment , and it was just an earring! So you’re saying your girlfriend was willing to wait for you for 12 years just because she’s after your money ? No, that’s not what you just accused me of. He didn’t tip her, no , no, absolutely not for that reason. It turns out there was also the joy we brought him ; he’s a materialistic girl, isn’t he? He even cooked! He cooked too, haha. Haha, he did some housework too! He did all the chores, like wiping tables. Now that you’ve hired a housekeeper, you’ve even hired one! Okay , that’s fine. Hey, after recording this episode, you’ve lost both love and family. What’s this show even about? I don’t even know anymore. Isn’t there my mom too? Let me ask you, do you spend more money on your mom or your girlfriend? Honestly, it’s the girlfriend. I still buy things for my mom because if you buy something expensive, she won’t use it and it’ll be a waste, and she’ll nag you, right? But if I tell her something that costs thousands, and she says something that costs a few hundred, she’ll use it happily . Don’t let me know that your girlfriend controls all your money now. No, no, I can’t control it. There are so many people , it’s like they’re trying to withdraw a large sum of money. Several people have to insert their cards at the same time, right? Do you have a big company? A few years ago, it wasn’t like that , hahaha, just kidding, just kidding. A few years ago, it didn’t operate like that , but I always did. I’ve had more money these past few years, so I started managing it myself. No, I don’t have that much money, I haven’t earned that much. Don’t talk nonsense. I’m always reasonable . Okay, have you given your girlfriend a card and told her to spend it however she wants? No, sometimes when she uses too much, we start arguing, and then I’ll say we need to control it. Basically, we still need to spend money reasonably. Does your mom like your girlfriend? Yes, if we argue, my mom will call her directly and tell me how to behave. But does your mom know she’s been spending your money? Hahahaha , this question is very reasonable. You’re sitting there acting , you probably don’t know the amount is so large, so we need to make arrangements beforehand in case your mom comes out. We roughly know that we’ll only talk about work, food, and taste. And then there’s the girlfriend—is there love , or is there no love for this person? Didn’t your mom call him? We can talk, we can talk, we can talk. Don’t talk about your girlfriend’s spending habits. It’s up to you. You can’t stop her , and I can’t cover your mouths. Just tell us what you want to know, and we’ll ask you whatever you want. Just do your best. My mom’s tolerance is definitely not as strong as mine. If something happens to my mom on set, I don’t care if she hits you, hahaha. Your mom, your mom loves you so much! My mom really is… the whole production team asked my mom what flaws Yang Di has. My mom racked her brains but couldn’t think of anything. She thinks I’m perfect. I’m not kidding, including you guys. Sometimes, when people on TV say I’m ugly, my mom says, “Where? Back when my mom didn’t understand the dynamics of variety shows , many people like He Jiong would say I was ugly on TV. She’d just ‘humph,’ and seeing them would make her unhappy. She’d think , ‘Is this my mom on the show?’ Then , the first thing she’d do would be, ‘Why did you say that about my son ?’ Haha.” But there’s another possibility: my mom would just cry. She’d say , ” Let’s see how you handle this !” Has my mom ever cried on TV? Once, I took my mom to visit a senior host. This senior host, very much in the spirit of variety shows, joked with my mom, “Auntie, it wasn’t easy raising this adopted child !” Haha, my mom didn’t laugh at all, tears streamed down her face! The teacher even took two steps back , sorry, sorry, oh my god! Because the variety show joke went too far, he couldn’t quite react. He didn’t think it was a joke. Should we invite his mom out? I think that’s terrifying , hahaha.
I’m looking forward to seeing that scene. What should we do? Let’s think of something first. Yes , yes, we should say something to his mother that really praises her son. He’s really good, this son is so talented and filial, and his girlfriend is also a good choice— frugal and thrifty. I don’t want to invite him out, hahaha. He ‘s so hard to please, he ca n’t do so many things. We welcome our two aunties to the stage. Welcome , be careful, be careful! Welcome, both of you! Hello, Teacher Cai, hello , hello, hello! Please sit down over here. Thank you! My mom is so tall! She’s 1.7 meters tall and used to be a volleyball player ! Seriously, she played volleyball! Your mom is so tall she’s practically my sister’s! Today in the dressing room, there was a whole bunch of lambs , hahaha! Just like that, she suddenly said something and blamed it all on my mom. So your family is all good at joking, but only you became a professional at joking. My mom is hilarious! She was once the second most searched celebrity on Weibo, Yang Di’s mom, just because of her 15-second laugh! Hahaha, so annoying, here we go again, hahaha! Look at this, so inexplicable! Hahaha , I didn’t expect Auntie’s voice to be like this! Yeah, kind of crisp, right? Who is this? Little Lin Chi-ling? Hahaha! Oh my god, thank you! I really do have a bit of a laugh. It turns out that when I was in the office at the bureau … Saying my voice has a certain penetrating power is what happens when the office phone rings and I just stand there and yell, ” Cute, cute, loud auntie!” Try saying something like, “Kang Yong answered the phone,” or ” Kang Yong answered the phone ,” hahaha. I think Mom doesn’t have time to cry for Yang Di at all ; she’s too busy chatting with us, so we just have to perform for her . We’re so sorry to bother Milk Tea (Milk Tea) who went to film the homes of our two main characters on our show . They were very generous and let us film every corner. First, we filmed Da Zuo’s house. And, is it what you imagined? Yes, it’s full of alcohol —a complete alcohol house. Is this the home of an alcoholic? He loves to drink, but… I didn’t expect them to search so thoroughly, so thoroughly that I started to panic. They were turning everything upside down , making our show sound like a pickpocket or a thief. Did they leave anything behind? Hahaha, I have 6,000 yuan that I can’t find! Hahaha, don’t you think his attitude now … he’s the highest-ranking person in the entertainment industry? No, no, just kidding , so arrogant! Please watch the VCR , hahaha, why should I be the one to do this? Hahaha, okay, just spreading rumors, that’s what you mean. We’ve now arrived at Brother Zuo’s house. Wow, Brother Zuo’s house is really quite big! It’s completely open to the public. Wow, I see an open kitchen! Wow, so many seasonings! Brother Zuo’s house is the most luxurious celebrity house I’ve ever been to. Wow , he has so many shoes ! Did he take a piece of cloth from Little Swallow’s body to make these shoes ? Yeah, really! And there’s a bright fluorescent green one too! Wow, Brother Zu’s shoes are really exaggerated. There’s a delivery box here. Hey, what’s this? Hmm, they’re all insoles , and different shades of white. Do you know why male celebrities’ heights are getting harder and harder to tell? It’s because tall people like Brother Zuo wear insoles, making it hard for everyone to judge how tall they really are . And look at this one , still speechless! My god, wow, that’s too exaggerated! He buys two of the same style of shoes! Hmm, look, these are two identical styles, he bought two colors. And did you notice? The shoes on the left are all external insoles … He’s wearing such high heels, and then he stuffed in those shoe lifts he’d been using earlier, making him almost 1.9 meters tall! Looks like Brother Zuo has a real obsession with shoes— I can’t even count them all! Look over there, wow, there are so many Doraemon shoes! It seems Brother Zuo really likes Doraemon. I have his WeChat; his profile picture is Doraemon too! There’s even a Doraemon calendar! The dreaded winter is here , so cold, I need a hug! Who is he going to hug? Go for it! October 11th , hehehehehe… Revealing the bitterness of a single man in his late twenties… This is so annoying! Oh, and there’s still 28! Tomorrow is your 18th birthday , aren’t you nervous ? I’m so cute , do you want to pursue me? Oh, who’s going to pursue him? Give him some cough syrup, quick! This is a confession… This is a confession calendar! Wow, this calendar is so thoughtful . I think we can chat with Zuo Ge about who gave him this calendar. He has so many shoes! Does Zuo Ge even know how many pairs of shoes he owns? He’s never counted, so
buying two different colors of the same style is a habit —it just matches well ! What’s that calendar? It was a gift from a fan. Oh, and honestly, I didn’t look through it that carefully before. The fan kept some of his sentimental items—yes, Doraemon stuff. I’d just leave them all at home and get upset. Shall we chat with Zuo Ge? Oh no, my throat is so itchy. I tried not to bother everyone , but I still coughed. You hit me! You bothered us , hahaha! You bothered us just now… The whole thing can’t be played, you know? Hahaha, what to do, what to do? Hahaha , let me, let me let go, cough, okay? Hahaha, where to cough, what? Hahaha, my mom told me to go to the back , right, right, right, hahaha , Dad, it’s okay , it’s just a joke, I’ve had a bit of pharyngitis lately , hahaha, okay, okay, let’s see what we brought . Okay , a coconut and something… Oh, I see something familiar. Oh, this is … this is the gift I gave him. Wow, you gave him this? There’s a secret inside. If I pull it open, something will pop out. You try it, hahaha, I can’t open it , you open it yourself , or should Auntie open it for me? Hahaha, go ahead and open it, it’s not scary, you guys can really open it, even Auntie is wary of you. Will I get an electric shock? It’s not scary, Doraemon is just a dream. Did you hear the sound? What’s that ? It’s Doraemon’s music. How wide do I have to pull it open? Okay, okay , otherwise the battery and everything will come out. You mean pulling it open like that makes this sound? Is that all? Enough! How much louder do you want it to be ? And let me show you something. When you open it, it’s like this—a Doraemon power bank. And this power bank only has 5,000 mAh , so it basically only charges half a phone. And when this was given to me, I thought it was thoughtful of me because I like Doraemon. Well, there are many Doraemon mysteries inside . The collection includes a 100 yuan voucher for a time machine, a 66 yuan voucher , and a 20 yuan cookie voucher. Why are these things in there? Is this really redeemable? Does this mean this product will make you buy other things ? Hahahaha. So Yang Di, is this the real deal? No, it’s definitely not the real deal. Yang Di is like this: If, for example , he were good friends with Xiao S, he would go to Xiao S’s Weibo. There’s a search option on Weibo; he would search for the word “like ,” and then it would see what she likes to wear and find the item she likes. Given your status, wouldn’t you choose a more upscale Doraemon gift ? To be honest, I… Auntie, you said it wasn’t easy for me to give a gift. Do you think this is enough for their years of friendship ? Hmm, I think… This kid did a great job of knowing where someone is in his heart, hahaha. You mean Yang Di did a great job, right? Hahaha. Da Zuo … Hmm, not so good , hahaha. No, no, no, that’s not what I meant, hahaha. Okay, although you did a great job of knowing where someone is in his heart , S has already decided that this should go to the Xianyu APP, and then we’ll use it for charity, okay? Okay, so next, let’s see what we photographed. Next is the walk-in closet. Wow, this is the closet of a rich girl in a Korean drama! Wow, such a walk-in closet is something even female celebrities would envy, and one isn’t enough, there’s even one in the hallway. There’s another hidden wardrobe! Wow, it’s full of very plain clothes, all white shirts! Wow, all white shirts ! What…what is this ? What is this? This golden yellow bellyband …is this a dress? This light blue little dress … it’s the kind of handmade dress… flowers in the ground 24565625789369 heads …hahahaha
, I have to say , Colonel, your fashion sense is really hard to understand. And these hats are women’s clothes! Oh, and then we find these high heels… your secret of wearing them backwards at night is about to be revealed! The size of the wardrobe is amazing! Yes, it’s a huge walk-in closet ! So Yang Di, when you see his walk-in closet, are you envious? I’m shocked! I’m shocked! The clothes are really… So many outfits! I often go on shows and I never know what to wear , and I wear the same clothes over and over again. This outfit, for example, I’ve worn it several times for outdoor shoots. What did you bring? Let’s take a look, okay? I brought all his very revealing clothes. Okay, okay, here comes the milk tea (referring to a character in a TV show) . When are you going to wear this? Oh, I kind of understand this one; it’s hidden under a suit jacket. Oh, and this skirt … that’s a pajama set! Oh, it’s a long dress that can be worn as pajamas. It’s the same style as Zhao Lirong’s! The same style as Zhao Lirong’s! I really have to explain this to you. This one is clearly amazing! When I was shopping in Tokyo, there was a store where all the clothes were secondhand… I think the hand-modified version is quite amazing. I think it’s quite suitable for boy bands. Maybe a boy band from 2008 would like it . You go away, you wear it! Hey, put it on him right now, I guarantee it’ll be OK. Mom, which one do you like ? Hey, I think it’s quite tacky. Hey, I need to put it on. There are so many small pieces, and the gold is falling off. It ‘ll definitely look good! Wow! If I wear it and my temperament improves, it means he… Hahaha, Yang Di, no, no, no, let me try it ! Hahaha, wear it, wear it! You perform a talent they don’t understand. After you wear it, it’ll be like “Spring Blossoms,” isn’t it beautiful? Hey, very good, very fashionable! Oh my god, Spring Blossoms, Spring Blossoms, 44564456 … Ah, June 6th, I can’t see it clearly… Spring begins at the sixth nine-day period, Spring Blossoms… 445666 Hahaha, it’s alright. This outfit is so heavy! To be honest, yes , but I can’t buy this kind of clothing because my principle for buying clothes is that I can wear it on TV shows and also in my private life. I can’t wear this in my private life, so Auntie, do you like Yang Di wearing this vest? I don’t really like it. Why
? When I buy clothes, I also need to consider whether I can wear it normally, um, whether I can wear it on TV shows, and whether I can wear it with my kids. Why do you even consider shoes? Well, sometimes , like today , I’m dressed very well, hahaha. Actually, this outfit is quite well-designed and should be quite expensive. The point isn’t that it’s expensive, the point is that I probably just acted on impulse and placed the order myself. So, I haven’t actually used it and it’s not really suitable for me. You can… All these unused items can be sold on Xianyu with one click! These are hidden treasures , you can see how much they’re worth now! Is that amazing? Sounds impressive! I don’t know what S thinks, haha. So, S, do you think these three pieces of clothing should be kept or discarded ? I’ve decided to keep them. I trust your taste , so do you want to save them? Yes, because I think there might be other things, I’ll talk about them later. Colonel , did you put on a face mask when you got home? Yes, I put one on when I got home, and we put one on together . So, it’s normal for a mother and son to put on face masks together, right? I haven’t. Do you see me wearing a face mask? Hey, why are you wearing one? Hahaha, because it’s a face , it’s a face, you know him , hahaha. Yesterday at home, he even did my makeup, washed my hair, and dried my hair. Yesterday he even helped his mother wash her hair. It was so touching! Yang Di, Yang Di, I don’t think I would do something like that. Yesterday I took my mom to an escape room, hahaha. You wanted to leave your mom there, didn’t you? I heard the scariest scream my mom has ever made. Gui Gui found her, hahaha. When my mom came out , she went in and asked, “Anyone 55 years old playing escape rooms?” Hahaha.
She was so embarrassed by that question. Why did you take her to an escape room? Because I wanted to play too , and I wanted her to experience it. Do you still want to go? No, I don’t want to go, hahaha. At the time, the escape room required 6 people, so they had 5 people to make one. He said, “Mom, if you don’t go, this ticket will be wasted. ” I said, “Then I’ll go.” I said, “It’s such a waste if it’s wasted, especially since I’m wearing high heels. ” You were wearing high heels. Auntie, who wears high heels to run around in an escape room? You can’t even keep up with the ghosts! I was in second place when the ghosts appeared ! Hahaha! But seriously, after we came out, did you calmly think about why Yang Di took you there? I want to go and experience it too , see how tolerant he is ! I ‘ll never go again, never again, really never again, hahaha! Auntie, do you really want us to do an in-depth interview with you ? Understand? In- depth interview ? Understand? Understand? So, how did you meet Yang Di’s dad ?
Can’t I talk about that ? My mom doesn’t talk about relationship issues. Sorry , sorry, sorry for offending you. Oh, sorry, it’s okay , it’s okay. Because I like his dad, and his dad likes me too , that’s how we are, hahaha! Haha, wait a minute, how did you meet him? I really haven’t asked you how you met him. His uncle and my dad work in the same unit , and they introduced us . Oh, and was it love at first sight? Hmm, no. He wrote me a letter. That letter almost caused a misunderstanding because my name is Zhang Jiali . At that time , there was a girl named Zhang Daili in our school. One day, I accidentally walked into a mailroom. Hey, I said, “There’s a letter here. ” The clerk said, “Whose letter is this?” ” This is from Agent Zhang.” I said, “Take a good look. It’s mine.” If that letter had been delivered to Agent Zhang , you wouldn’t be here anymore. Hahahaha, what a story! Aunt Zhang Daili, Aunt Zhang Daili, Yang Di, is this the first time you’ve heard Aunt Zhang Daili’s story? I’ve never heard this story before. Have you told it to anyone? Ah, no, no. So, did that letter immediately move you? Oh, that letter was eight pages long, I think it was eight pages long . It really was. It said, “Hello, Jiali.” Now, let’s start writing. Anyway, it’s been many years, more than 30 years , but I still remember it. Haha, no, more than 30 years . I’m only 33 years old . You’ve been dating for more than 30 years. Hahahaha, we’ve been dating for several years.
Hahahaha, help! My mom, get me some water, haha. We’ve been dating for years, I forgot, haha. Let’s just make sure it’s not like we’ll get married right after meeting, right? Haha. In Sichuan dialect, “dating” means ” being in a relationship.” Yes, yes, yes, oh haha. So, one letter and you immediately arranged a meeting? Successful ?
He happened to be there on a business trip shortly after receiving the letter, right? We met on the business trip, right? I said, “Xiao Yang, come to my house for a drink,” because he’s from the county . “You invited him over, ” I said. He said, “I wrote you a letter, why didn’t you reply?” At that time, I said, “I haven’t been officially hired yet, I can’t, maybe I can’t date.” He ‘s afraid that dating will make him feel like he’s not working hard enough and he won’t be able to get a permanent position. If you’re dating, that’s definitely going to happen, but if you still date, you ‘ll have to get criticized by your boss. But you should do it secretly , haha. I really don’t want to hear my mom talk about this, to be honest, haha ​​because my image is of my dad and him over there having a drink, haha. Hey, Xiao Yang, come to my house for a drink, haha. So flirty! Did you actually drink water in the end? Not only that, I said, “Then let’s go eat!” I was still really nervous. It was my first time meeting a guy, so I was a little nervous. ( While steaming rice…) Did I forget to add water to the rice? It didn’t turn into cooked rice. But my dad was really nervous. Was it a story of cooking raw rice into cooked rice? It didn’t turn into cooked rice, he didn’t cook it as raw rice
, hahaha .
So, did you think Mr. Yang was handsome? Yeah, he was handsome. His dad was quite handsome too. What about the son? Son, what do you think of me? I think I’m okay , hahaha. Very talented. Wait a minute, wait a minute , I’m okay. My mom, actually, in my mom’s eyes, I’m just okay. I’m okay-looking. Why not? But sometimes people on TV say I’m not good-looking, right? Sometimes we don’t say he’s not good-looking. We think Yang Di is so good- looking. That’s just their eyes playing tricks on them. We mean, Auntie is so beautiful. And Dad is handsome too, his brilliance overshadows her. Oh no , no, I’m wearing makeup today. I don’t have your natural good looks. Also, Da Zuo’s mom, you said you were on the volleyball team. You used to play volleyball and basketball at school. But if you play basketball, is it hard to find a boyfriend? No, you’re good-looking , hahaha. So, Da Zuo’s father was also on the team? No, it’s me and his dad. My dad and sister are classmates. We often went to his house to play. He was always willing to do everything at his house . My dad said, “This young man is a very good teacher , he’s capable, you’ll enjoy a good life in the future , hahaha .” So after we got married, he really made sure I didn’t have to do anything. He was very attentive and didn’t let me do anything . So, when he was little, did you ever feel that he would become a star? I think he’s quite good-looking. When he was little, people would see him and say , “This kid is so pretty!” Just kidding. When I was little, I spent all my money buying things related to celebrities, and they scolded me to death. Hey,
when he was little , was that when you were in junior high school? Yes, in junior high, you bought posters of celebrities. Whose posters did you buy back then ? When I was little, we would have posters of Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen , and other celebrities from that era on our walls. There were small words on our door that said “Do Not Disturb.” You really wouldn’t come in? I also said that if you wanted to come into my room, you had to knock first. My mom would say, “Okay, knock! ” Hahahaha, he knocked on the door at the same time. Right ? He knew he was going out and just threw it like that. But Auntie, you just heard the colonel’s mother tell a story . Did you feel a little sad? Because she said that when the colonel took him out, everyone would say, “Oh, this child is so beautiful, so cute, so beautiful , so cute! ” Yang Di is also very beautiful! Are you crazy? Nobody said that mother and son would team up , hahaha. There was an auntie behind him. When you took him out, did you compare the cheers? Yes, my Yang Di was very well-behaved when he was little. Everyone said, “Wow, this child is so well-behaved, so well-behaved, so well-behaved!” He really was very well-behaved . Oh, I didn’t bring any photos of him when he was little. Back then , he was chubby , and his eyelids were single. Is he really the same as now ? Haha … So far, Da Zuo’s house hasn’t scared us at all, right? Let’s see what else we’ll do next. Now, we’ve arrived at Zuo Ge’s bedroom. Let’s see what’s in Zuo Ge’s bedroom. Let’s look at the bedside table. Look at this bedside table too. Oh, it’s not connected, it’s a decoration for smashing clothes, right? Wow, when he puts all of this together , really… look again! Hey, look at this, who would arrange their bed like this? Is this a square formation? How worried is he about falling off the bed? He arranged it like a formation . I really don’t understand why he arranged it like this. Hey, if he were to sleep, would he sleep here? It’s not convenient for me to lie down like this . To give you a better idea, he just lies in the middle like this, sealing himself off completely, haha. Hahaha, I just filmed something that I heard idol groups use. I don’t know what it is , don’t you? What is it? Did you bring it? Okay , let’s see what Milk Tea brought. Okay , I think I know. Oh, so you learned it from an idol group ? Yes, what is it? It can be tied to your thigh and hold the hem of your shirt in place . That way, no matter how you move, the hem of your shirt won’t pop out of your pants. Oh, because I watched one of those shows a while ago, and I had a question. When there were over 100 people dancing, with such big movements, their shirts were still inside their pants. I wondered how they did that. But when you’re hosting, your movements aren’t that big, so why do you need this? Sometimes it happens … Now that I’m fat, sometimes I get all sorts of funny comments, like “hahaha.” But if you go home, take off your pants, and see this, wouldn’t you feel like throwing up? Haha . It’s okay if you just look at yourself. But when you go home, take off your pants, and see nothing, you won’t be happy , hahaha. It’s
just that seeing this thing, and the image on the legs, isn’t there a different kind of allure? Pfft , do you pursue allure? Hmm, no, I’m not pursuing that. I think Yang Di is very suitable to use “hey me hahaha.” If I go home, take off my pants, and see these two legs of mine, I really want to throw up. My legs, my legs , paired with that thing, what would that look like? You don’t even need to take off your pants, you just need to look in the mirror. Hey hahaha, just kidding hahaha. Auntie isn’t kidding. Mom, go for it! Mom is so pretty! Where did you buy this dress? Hahahaha. So, Yang Di doesn’t want to return it, so do you want him to stay or leave? I’ve decided , oh , I don’t want him to stay because I can’t imagine you wearing this, it’s just too disgusting , hahaha. Okay, let’s put it in the car. This one also needs to be taken to the Xianyu app. Okay, next we’re going to look at the home of another protagonist . The condition of this protagonist’s home is quite special because it’s a home you don’t live in often , you don’t go there often, but you go occasionally. Your mother goes there regularly to clean it for you. They go, but they don’t really clean it to that extent. That house, oh, that one time after they cleaned it, they stacked all the sofa cushions together and put a cloth on top , thinking that would cover the dust. But I hadn’t been there for a long time, and when I unfolded it, it was full of rat droppings and some peanut shells. They made a haven for rats, so the whole house was very, very scary. Sometimes there would be all sorts of strange smells coming out. Going to his house almost killed me, it was very scary. I almost died in that house, it was really, really scary. Which city is he in? He’s in Chengdu, Chengdu . Okay, so Milk Tea went to Chengdu to film this house. Let’s see . And now we ‘ve arrived at Di Ge’s door. Doesn’t it look old? The school has a retro vibe , and it’s already noon. I bought a second-hand house, and it’s the Year of the Tiger, so I haven’t removed the Year of the Tiger stickers. There’s also this heart to welcome good fortune. Let ‘s go
, let’s see what’s in Brother Di’s house. Hey, it looks pretty new. The renovation hasn’t been done much. Is this a shoe cabinet? This is already peeling. Let’s open this shoe cabinet. Wow, hahaha, what’s this smell? This shoe cabinet … uh, can you even pick up the dust? There’s dust on it, and this … hahaha, pay up! I was so shocked, you know? Hahaha, no, what is this? Brother Di really needs to replace this shoe cabinet . It really needs a renovation. Let’s go to the next area and see if it’s in the same terrible state. Hahaha, the milk tea ran away. I’ve grabbed a prop now because it’s not convenient to grab it from Brother Di’s house. This is safer. Oh, there’s also a door access phone. Wow , look, look, can you rub off the dirt? Really ! Look over here, the wall paint is about to fall off. Wait, really? Hello, we’ve arrived at the living room. Special effects, oh, there’s a table in front of us in the living room. Wow, there’s something underneath! Cookie crumbs, look at this, I don’t know what it is. What’s the purpose of that round plate? Is it for holding a hot pot? No, it’s just a design element. I saw it’s old furniture left by a newlywed couple. The school stools …tsk tsk tsk Yang Di, oh Yang Di, this dirty and messy environment is really embarrassing. With so much dust, how can anyone live here? Let’s put it back. Let’s go further in. Wow, look, this is an antique, right? Zhengda Variety Show, Xia Pei’s Adventure, Yang Di, superstar! Wow, this must be a gift from a fan to Brother Di. This sofa …oh dear, I knew it felt like my butt was being pulled apart. It’s already broken. Look again, it ‘s very cool, very cool. It’s a key card. When do we need to unlock things ? Isn’t it when we don’t have a key outside the door? He put this here, it’s meaningless to me. And this mango in the trash can, is it moldy? It’s turned green. Let’s go to the next area and see. I won’t be surprised what appears below, really . Brother Di’s refrigerator , it’s said that Brother Di is going to be a cook. Wow, hahaha, I won’t be surprised what appears below, really. This smell , hahaha, the smell of a dead octopus. No? It’s really scary. I haven’t cooked in a long time, so I turned off the power. What is this smell? Oh my god, I’m going to die. This smell… there’s nothing in here. I’m not looking anymore. This smell is really strong. Let’s look at the freezer. Wow, will a snake crawl out of it? I’m really… oh The smell above is truly terrifying. The freezer smells even worse than that , and the smell lingers for up to 10 minutes after the area was opened. It ‘s really awful , so incredibly smelly. This smell is unbearable. I’m getting a bit dizzy now. Let ‘s move on to the next area. Oh my god, let’s go! Welcome to the bedroom of the famous male artist Yang Di! Oh, this feminine, floral , pilling, bright red pillow… So, Di Ge, you like this kind of thing? This is full of photos of Di Ge as a child. You can tell what a person will be like at three years old. These two rosy cheeks are definitely Di Ge. Look, it’s the same as the photos in Zuo Ge’s house. Everyone has a red dot on their forehead. It’s so similar, there ‘s no change at all. Oh, this one… Wow, this is rock and roll! Di Ge must have played music or made music . This is Di Ge’s desk. Oh, this feels like a heavy box. First of all, it must be a trophy with profound meaning, otherwise it wouldn’t have survived until now. Oh, what kind of trophy is that ? Hahaha, what award? The item has probably been damaged by time; it’s now covered in scratches and bent. What’s with all these sticky certificates ? These are such precious memories , Dick, don’t you really care? These figurines are incredibly expensive ! One of the “Never-Ending Thunderbolt” figurines costs at least 800-1,000! Very, very expensive ! I never expected you to have a hobby of collecting figurines. As far as I know, collecting these limited edition figures is very expensive. Dick, you wouldn’t lie to your mom about the prices of these figurines like I do, would you? Oh, did I forget something? Is the refrigerator really that smelly? It’s really scary! We actually had to take pictures of each area several times. Everyone left after taking pictures of that area once, haha. It kept repeating “no clicks,” and then when you opened the certificate, what happened? A worm flew out, but when you opened it, it was full of hair, and then suddenly something crawled out! That’s why I hurriedly threw that certificate away. Was it a very important certificate? To be honest, I didn’t even know what it was because it looked like that. I just really cherish it; I wouldn’t throw away something that feels meaningful to me. As for the refrigerator, I didn’t think of it because I might have bought some ribs or something for cooking , and I wasn’t staying there for a while. I wanted to save electricity , but I shouldn’t have turned off the refrigerator. I unplugged the refrigerator and it rotted. You don’t even know this basic common sense ? Forgot? Oh, last time my mom stayed there, the refrigerator already smelled terrible. Then my mom said orange peels could remove the odor, so she put orange peels inside. But she still unplugged it, and when she left, the orange peels rotted ! I thought, why would I plug in an empty refrigerator? I unplugged it too , hahaha, making it even stinkier. Now nobody dares to open this refrigerator. I don’t know what to do with it. Let me see what you brought. I don’t even know what you took from me. Figurines, huh ? Wow, really figurines? Yes, wow, you brought so many of mine ! Front , front, let me see this row in front. The tiny little Pili Puppet Show figurine… How come you’re a Pili Puppet Show fan? I started watching it because I played Pili Puppet Show themed games and thought the storylines were great . But I didn’t buy many of these figurines myself. Pili Puppet Show is expanding into the mainland market , and I’ve mentioned my love for it on various programs, so the company sends them to me. They send me the biggest one, and I ‘m still waiting for it to arrive at my house. So, you paid for the Pili Puppet Show figurine yourself. It was very expensive; I didn’t buy the original one because it costs over 9,000 RMB. I also wanted to say that I don’t know how to operate it. The one I bought was probably one of those handheld toys that cost around 80 yuan . I’ve bought them before because I think watching their lifelike performances is more fun than operating them myself. So you still have some humanity, right? You still consider it a little. Mom said I have no humanity. I said you have humanity, you have humanity! Look, even your mother understands! You said you’re listening, you’re listening! Okay, are you afraid your mom won’t beat Stitch today ? Are you going to take it out ? Take out your kung fu? I think this doesn’t need discussion, you just decide. Okay, keep this. You absolutely have to keep this! Wow, this, you really have to take it back! You’re such a coward! You’ve grown up! You’ve grown up! Okay , we also photographed other things in Yang Di’s house. Okay, we’ve arrived at Di Ge’s wardrobe, which is completely empty . Wow, there’s a very old-fashioned woven bag. Oh wow, what’s this? Oh, this is a rather Chinese-style outfit. This is also one of his clothes. None of these clothes have had their tags removed. Wow, they’re all new. Wow, look,
they’re all Chinese-style outfits. Okay, we’ve arrived at Di Ge’s bedside table. Di Ge is really a very unique person. He didn’t put his bedside table on the head of the bed, but on the corner of the bed, hahaha. Wow, actually, there are a lot of envelopes . Why would a bedside table hold letters? Okay, this layer is also full of letters. Let’s look at the next layer. There must be a secret in the next layer of letters. There are so many notebooks . There are very thick notebooks here. Hey, there are notebooks from our university days! The “Gun and Foot Duo” was truly a childhood nightmare for us, haha. Subjects: Washing and Cleaning; Teacher: Little S; Yang Di actually became Little S’s apprentice! The fame of this “Qiang Ethnic Duo” is actually related to Little Weiss! Hey Little Weiss, someone here is trying to ride your coattails ! You’d better come and manage this! Are our things here? My goodness, doesn’t it stink? Let’s see what we brought. Okay, that notebook is from high school. My goodness , I want this notebook! 2001, 19 years ago! Subjects: Washing and Cleaning, right? Yes, then Teacher: Little S; Student: Little S; The key point is… why? Why is Little S on it? Because back then, a friend and I formed a comedy duo online, the abbreviation of which is “S”. It has nothing to do with you , so it’s not because I like you that it’s written. But it still means I like you. Yang Di’s expression just now meant that liking you is embarrassing, right? No, absolutely not. It just means he’s very sensitive about proving my situation. Oh my god , it’s embarrassing again! So now we’re riding your coattails, right? No, absolutely not. We went to your house and rummaged through drawers to find this old notebook just to ride your coattails and put it on Xianyu (a second-hand marketplace app). We don’t need you anymore. We two are now… I didn’t mean that you have no status in the entertainment industry. I just said that I saw your dismissive expression clearly. No, I went down to the drawer and down to the bottom, and that’s the S. Next time, I’ll take a gun and bring cherries to attack you, okay? Hahaha, that’s a video I caught. You should watch it. Search now and play it now. Don’t scare me , hahaha. Okay, let’s watch the video. We can prove it by watching the video , right? Okay, we can watch it. Mom and Dad are really from that era. Was it popular to shoot a guy from behind back then ? Yes, every time I see him doing that, I realize that Dee Hsu was imitating Yang Yangdi’s performance. No
, was it me first or you first? You first, you first, you first, you first , hahaha. So why are you still denying it? You admire me? I admire you? I hadn’t even met you when I wrote that notebook. I liked you back then. Oh, there’s always a progression of eras, right? No, it wasn’t because of Sister S or Teacher Xu that gave me the inspiration. I didn’t have any talent at the time, but I had to force myself to have one . So I thought, hey, using a headband can switch your emotions, so I added some music, like joy, anger, and so on. That’s how it came about . So, did you get a name on the talent show? I made it to the semi-finals. And at that time, that video happened to be on Weibo, and a lot of people were forwarding it. My whole performance was already an extended version. The online version was only 53 seconds long . People called me the “Expression King.” The 53-second Expression King shocked the judges. Oh, did he just memorize the entire commentary? Yes, that’s very important . It’s really important. In 2010 , oh what, I’m holding a notebook. I’m thinking, what if I read it aloud and my mom cries? What did I write? My mom probably hasn’t seen this notebook before. I don’t even know what it is. What’s wrong? It’s a bit because her notebook is private, but I respect that. I won’t look at it. Even though we’ve been together for 12 years , I have absolutely no intention of marrying her , hahaha. What’s wrong? First of all, this notebook isn’t 12 years old. Secondly, this isn’t my handwriting , yet it’s read aloud like it’s real. Something doesn’t sound right to me , hahaha. Isn’t that right? I think it’s very authentic. This is your notebook, right? This isn’t my handwriting, whose is it? Is this your handwriting? Whose is this? Oh, OK, this isn’t yours. Wait a minute, this is mine again . Oh, did someone steal your notebook to write down their feelings? This looks like my deskmate’s handwriting . Oh, how could he possibly use your notebook without permission ? He just uses it casually, right? Wow, I’m so scared! I didn’t even know back then … Oh, oh, this is it… I remember, right? Yes, yes, yes, before, when you were on Happy Camp, you wrote that Xie Na was stingy. Oh, Xie Na is stingy! I’m going to visit Sister Na’s house. I was playing at home and there was a rice cracker. I said, “Hey, this rice cracker is so delicious! So delicious! ” He handed it to me and said, “Here, take a picture with your phone and go buy it !” Hahahaha, he enthusiastically handed it to me and said, “Here, take a picture. ” So, okay , this is something that Xie Na already knew. Sister Na knows, Sister Na knows.
Xie Na isn’t a sentimental person, right? So far, we haven’t discovered that she… because she said that it was written by someone else. It really was written by someone else. You can verify the notebook. This one is yours, right? This one is mine ! Wait a minute, wait a minute, hahaha. Huh, what’s this? Is this okay? Yes, this is… I know what this is. My name is Yang Xiaodi, I’m 21 years old. My dream is to become Takeshi Kaneshiro (actually Stephen Chow, hahaha). I just glanced at it , hahaha. I still want to write a dream that’s more in line with my own . How about becoming Takeshi Kaneshiro ? Hey, this is very important! These four words are very important; they will determine his future in the entertainment industry. Wow, so principled! I’ll tell him that as long as I have a chance to perform, I don’t want money! Oh, okay, let me explain this part to everyone. This part is about never giving Yang Di money again. Hello, starting from today’s show, starting from today’s show, don’t give him money. He doesn’t want money. I remember what happened in that part: I was going to play a character who doesn’t want money. That character doesn’t want money, but I myself want money, hahaha. Really! He’s really, really been practicing Yang Di Yang Di Yang Di Yang Di hahaha, is that right? You’re practicing celebrity autographs , right? The one at the back is pre-signed , it’s designed. Has practicing autographs come in handy? Of course it has, it has come in handy, hahaha. Okay , so to stay or to leave? I’ve decided. The abbreviation of Qiang Shuang Sha Sha is S. It has nothing to do with you . Has practicing autographs come in handy? It has come in handy , hahaha. Liu, I should keep all these things, right? No,
I think you should keep that spirit you had back then , hahaha. What you should keep is the spirit, the spirit that doesn’t cost money , the spirit that loves performing, OK. So, all the foreign dads we saw today, are they all gone? Oh. Baby, hahaha, actually it’s because we’re looking through some of his older memories. If I were to go to my parents’ old home and look through those things, I really wouldn’t want to throw any of them away. So, we’re going to have Da Zuo say goodbye. This is what we’re going to do: polish these items on Xianyu (a secondhand marketplace app). During this time, Da Zuo will bid farewell to these items that belong to him and hope that they will find new value elsewhere. Da Zuo, please move on. Actually, this has some sentimental value. I hope the person who bought it will cherish it because it’s the only material evidence of my friendship with Yang Di so far . Shall we sign it together ? Sure, this is something I carefully selected . I didn’t expect to just give it away like this. Actually, I’m a little reluctant . That’s what makes it precious. Yes,
and what if the person who receives it also likes you two? Wouldn’t that be great? It’ll be in the hands of someone more suitable for you. I loved it , and the signature is Da Zuo. So, we will put these items that once belonged to Da Zuo on the Xianyu app to give them new value. All the items in this episode can be found on the Xianyu app. The proceeds will be donated to the Guangming Youku Rural Art Classroom Charity Project after the announcement, to build rural art classrooms in selected impoverished rural areas.

🔥节目简介：
节目以“翻找明星私密空间的至爱好物”为核心形式，结合“康熙式访谈”风格，通过物品背后的故事还原生活细节，涵盖情感经历、职业故事等多维度话题。每期设置断舍离、诺亚方舟、爆料游戏等环节，激发嘉宾展现真实生活态度。 ‌