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No swinging in Shen Mingzhu’s house. Was I robbed? Was I robbed of my money or my body? No way, I traveled through time. Ah ah ah ah ah, someone come, help me, Miss 2. Ah Jiaojiao, Shen Mingzhu, how dare you be so vicious. I don’t have a sister like you. I’m vicious. I am the real daughter of the marquis ‘s mansion . I have been wandering outside for decades. After I came back, Shen Jiaojiao took away everything . He took away my fine clothes and delicious food , and also took away the love of my family. And you, Yan Yunxue, you are my fiancé, why did he take you away too? What else does he want to take away now? My status as the legitimate daughter of the marquis’s mansion , or my life ? You are the one who deserves to die . Help , help, each of you tell me what I did wrong. He forced me into a desperate situation. I just wanted to resist. Am I wrong? Be careful , sister, you are not wrong. Either you explode in silence or you perish in silence. Instead of wasting your time, why not blame others ? Don’t seek death for a man. If you hang yourself, he will think you are swinging on a swing. It’s not worth it, Shen Mingzhu. It’s impossible for me to like you. The more you make things difficult for Jiaojiao, the more I hate you . He is so ordinary , why is he so confident ? I actually pestered him. What’s the difference between this and licking shit? How can you regret what you did? It’s too late. I will ask my father to grant Jiaojiao to me in marriage. Just give up on me . You dog, you scum, you scum , why don’t you just die? You are something that no one wants . Are you crazy ? How dare you treat me so well ? Even if you beg me, I will not pay any attention to you. Playing hard to get, that’s smart. You must be playing hard to get with me . You thought I was once Where ‘s Shen Mingzhu? Go and dream about your Spring and Autumn period. Now I’m Mingzhu of the Niuhulu clan. Your melon-eating system is online. Please enjoy eating melons and live a happy life. Why does the melon-eating system sound so useless? Why does the melon -eating system sound so useless? Host, I’m very powerful and useful. As long as you work hard to eat melons and rewrite the fate of you cannon fodder, you can earn points and redeem anything in the mall. You ‘re so boastful . I want to achieve immortality and ascend to heaven. Can you do it? The host has a longevity pill in the system that can extend your life by 10 years. You can buy it with points . Oh, system, no, my dear Guagua, look, the system now has zero points. I can’t buy anything. I used to be an excellent college student and the president of the student union. Can you give me a little bit of it? A few hundred thousand points. Host, work hard to eat melons and achieve your dreams with your own hands. Stingy Mingzhu, my dear baby, my dear baby, are you okay? Are you Shen Jiaojiao? Bullied you again, mother punished her to kneel in the ancestral hall. This is my beauty. Mother is so beautiful, mother, Tiantian Mingzhu. You just blamed my sacrifice. Encountering cannon fodder triggered the melon-eating system. In the entire marquis’s mansion, only your mother is devoted to you, and therefore disliked by the whole family. She became ill out of worry about you and died in bed a year later. What beauty can a mother die of? Your mother now has an incurable disease and will be bedridden for at most three months, suffering. Mother, are you feeling unwell? It ‘s okay, mother , it’s okay, Mingzhu. Don’t worry, mother will work hard to stay alive and protect you from being bullied. Mother is a good person, and I want her to live a long life . Guagua, what can cure my mother? The Nimai Zhuxian Pill cures all diseases and only costs 100,000 points. Oh, it’s so expensive, how dare you cheat me of a penny? I don’t care whether I live or die, you damned thing, the system must die. It detects that the host’s mental state is too beautiful and gives a discount. You only need 1,000 points to sell the Zhuotian Pill. Oh, really. 1,000 points, you profiteer! I must earn them as soon as possible ! Don’t worry, Mei Mao, mother, I will protect your health, Ming Zhu . Mother, I don’t ask for anything except that you be well . Mother, we all have to be well. Shen Ming Zhu, Shen Ming Zhu, are you sick ? Don’t you know to knock on the door before entering someone else’s room? Go out and knock again. Oh, oh, brother, why don’t you just forget it ? Don’t worry, brother will support you. He dared to push you into the water. I’ll teach him a lesson. Huh, can you go in? Come in, Xinghong, you and Ming Zhu are siblings. Why do you always side with Jiao Jiao? You stubborn donkey, you still have the time to stand up for Shen Jiao Jiao. You dare to scold me? Where did I scold you ? Did I say anything? I scolded you in my heart. Can you still hear it? You idiot, you stupid dog. This is what he felt in his heart. He felt powerless when he was scolded but couldn’t say anything back. Detecting cannon fodder triggered the melon-eating system. Shen Qinghong is about to become a father. His fiancée is pregnant with someone else’s child. He became… The takeover hero who saves Shen Qinghong will receive 100 points. What’s so shocking ? Shen Qinghong’s wife was slept with by someone else. Oh my, I deeply sympathize. Big brother, your fiancée Su Ruoxue should come today to get engaged, right? Nonsense, she didn’t say she would come today. Brother Qinghong ,
so you’re here. I gave you a hard time . You ‘re really here. Miss Su, why are you here? Why else could you? Of course you want to finalize the marriage as soon as possible , so that you don’t get pregnant and it’s difficult to frame big brother. After becoming a father, big brother was very sincere to Su Ruoxue, but in the end, he was killed by the adulterer and the adulteress. It’s really pitiful . It feels like big brother’s fate is like this . Or should I respect other people’s fate and give up saving him? Mom, are you okay? It’s okay , it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay. I came to visit Ruoxue this time because I wanted to get married with Brother Qinghong as soon as possible. What Mingzhu said is true. There’s no rush about his pregnancy . Miss Su, please have some tea first. Thank you, madam . Ruoxue is a little thirsty. Hush , look at the two people’s eyes. Guagua, whose child is Miss Su’s? Of course it’s that servant’s. Miss Su actually gave birth to a child with this servant instead of my eldest brother . What’s the point of my eldest brother then? Oh, it’s just bad luck for him . A few days ago, I went to your house and asked you to get married as soon as possible, but you kept putting it off . Why are you so willing to get married now ? Mingzhu, he is your eldest brother after all. What do you think we should do about this marriage ? Okay , for mother’s sake, please help him. I know medical skills and can take Miss Ruoxue’s pulse. If she is still a virgin , I will make my eldest brother kowtow and apologize. Otherwise, the engagement must be cancelled . You said to take Miss Su’s pulse, so take her pulse. What you said will damage Miss Su’s reputation. Don’t spread this . What will people say about you in the future? Big brother, you don’t want your beloved to suffer an injustice, right? Or am I the only one who cares about you ? So, you should check Miss Su’s pulse carefully. Otherwise, how can you be the one dear to me? Big brother, you used to listen to me. I was blinded by greed. I think that although you are not the daughter of our marquis , you have lived with me for more than ten years, so there must be a connection between us. I even thought Mingzhu would bully you when she came back, but I still defended you . But I forgot one thing , which is to distinguish right from wrong. I forgot that people are vicious. I am so stupid and I have gone too far. You, the Shen family, have humiliated my innocence. I must go back and tell my father so that you can… The Shen family came to apologize , and you still want to bite back ? I wonder if you can get away with this. Well, Shen Mingzhu, how can you behave like this ? You will bring shame to the Marquisate . Big brother, he hurt me. My mother is seriously ill and wants to see Ruoxue get married soon. But Ruoxue only has Brother Qinghong in her heart. You are a liar. He went boating on the lake with this servant, enjoying the spring, flying kites , and tasting delicious food together. Many people saw it, but only silly brother didn’t know , right? A few days ago, I saw you boating on the lake with this servant behind you, and going out for an outing to fly a kite for me. Do you really think I’m a fool? How is it possible? How could you see it? I clearly wore a hood when I went out. Hum, why did you admit it? Brother, could you have seen it wrong? I don’t think Miss Su is that kind of person. Big brother, just listen to Shen Jiaojiao. The sooner you die , the sooner you will be reborn. Get out of here. You have no right to speak. Just because you are blind and heartless doesn’t mean that everyone is like you. Big brother, you are so mean to me. What’s wrong with you? You are such a grown-up . I mean a few words to you and you cry here. Look at Mingzhu. I mean to her every day . Is she fine even if she doesn’t live? Learn from her. Big brother, are you talking to people? I’m not sure. Look at Qinghong Jiaojiao again. She just said a few fair words for me. Why are you so mean to her? Shen Jiaojiao will of course speak for you. Xuan Wang’s biological mother, Concubine Li, is your aunt. Aunt Shen Jiaojiao is trying to win you over and successfully marry you to King Xuan . I’ve spoiled you for so long, but Shen Jiaojiao is really not worthy. Mother is right. Shen Mingzhu is my biological sister. She is the one I have a family relationship with. Silly brother, why are you looking at me? Hurry up and marry Su Ruoxue. After you raise someone else’s child, I will give more money as a gift to comfort your family. I don’t have much, big brother, he hurt me. It hurts. If you cut off your hand, it won’t hurt anymore. Let go . It’s been three months. No wonder you are in such a hurry to get married. You, you are talking nonsense. You are talking nonsense . Then ask the auxiliary doctor to come and give you another try. Miss Su, do you have anything else to say to me? You decide. This marriage must be cancelled . Let go, big brother, how could you trust Shen Ming What about Zhu’s slander? You must have misunderstood Miss Su. Sister Su, Sister Su , should I go and comfort big brother? Although big brother treats me badly , he is really miserable. Even dogs on the street would cry if they heard it. Just consider it a good deed. Big brother, a man with a big butt. If you break off the engagement, then break off the engagement . The next one will be better. Congratulations to the host for saving cannon fodder Shen Qinghong and getting 100 points. The store function is now open and can be redeemed at any time . Oh, my dear son, don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry. Big brother, although you are ugly and stupid , you will definitely meet a girl who is blind and heartless, so you have to be confident. Don’t say anymore. Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry, Mingzhu, go to the dining room first, I’ll comfort you. Big brother, let’s eat later . Eat, eat, old man. When people eat, their souls eat, and they will be energetic . Qinghong, you are the eldest son in the family, you must cheer up. Don’t cry for Su Ruoxue, it’s not worth it. I’m not crying for him , but for Shen Mingzhu. He scolded her so badly. Ah, hey, Rainbow Store, wow, beauty and moisturizing. Which girl can withstand these tests ? Does the host want to exchange it? I want to save up 1,000 kilograms to save my beautiful mother. Although I love beauty , my mother is more important. Whether it is to the owner of the garden or to me, my mother is truly good. She deserves it. The big melon is coming, please be prepared, host. Wow, how big is Mingzhu, look at you recently They’ve all lost weight. This is the fresh beef we bought this morning. Try it. Big brother, did your head get squeezed by the door, or did the sun rise from the west ? Did you poison me? Mother Mingzhu, isn’t it okay for big brother to be good to you? Humph , he’s only good to Shen Jiaojiao . Uh, it was big brother who was incompetent before. Big brother apologizes to you . From now on, big brother will only be good to you. Come and eat more , come and eat more . It feels so good to have family. Um, the big melon has arrived. Please ask the host to take Xie Qinghuan to the marquis’s room to catch the adulterer. What did I understand wrongly? You asked me to take my mother to catch my father cheating. That’s right, husband , your thinking is very dangerous. You actually instigated me to do something that affects family harmony. Even if I knew my brother was cheating on me, I wouldn’t betray him. This time the reward is 500 points. Mother, my brother doesn’t seem to have eaten yet. Let’s go call him. Men who cheat deserve to die. I have no choice but to sacrifice my relatives for the sake of justice. Hahahahahahahahaha. My brother should be winning in the pleasure of love now . Hahahahahahahahahahaha . 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​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​Ascending to the throne has led to the severing of the relationship between your parents. Shen Changyuan regretted his whole life saving the cannon fodder Shen Changyuan as a reward of 500 points . Did you learn anything from this slap? Stupid, one slap does not make a sound. Today, everything is your fault. Your father loves mother very much. But how can you explain this situation to mother? Mingzhu just said, good child, Daddy’s innocence depends on you, Madam, please don’t blame the master . It was my fault for framing you. I deserve to die, I deserve to die , I deserve to die . Madam, you misunderstood this maid. She is so mean, trying to use a self-torture trick to elicit father’s sympathy. Old father looks bold and smart, and he will definitely fall into the trap . Caiwei, don’t kill her , Caiwei, don’t kill her , oh, as expected, my father was easily controlled, oh, master, I knew you care about me, you, you, you, you are going to die, you are going to die, go outside, don’t die in front of my wife, you are an eyesore to my wife , what ? Someone, drag him out quickly, madam, this is the master , the master forced me, my master would never fall for you , I believe in the master’s character , hum, master, madam, madam , you trust him so much I ‘ve been arguing with my wife a lot lately, and I’m also wrong. If you hadn’t defended Shen Jiaojiao every day, how could I have argued with you ? You even brought Jiaojiao to the palace banquet tonight. Mingzhu is the legitimate daughter . How can you let her behave ? Jiaojiao is sensible. How can I not lie to her? Oh, she has gone through so much trouble to find Vinci for me these past few days . It’s a rare treasure that can avoid all poisons in the world . If only Mingzhu had half of her filial piety, it would be great. The chopsticks Shen Jiaojiao gave me are fake. She will bribe the servant to poison Shen Changyuan in the future . And under the pretext of managing the mansion, he actually bribed his confidants to enrich himself. How could such a stupid father give birth to such a beautiful and intelligent daughter like me? It must be the work of my beautiful mother. What kind of CP is this? It ‘s so fake. Just wait for Shen Jiaojiao to hire someone to poison you. Jiaojiao is thrifty and manages the house in an orderly manner. She is in close contact with my father. Every time the purchasing manager Zhao goes to buy beef, he embezzles a portion and splits the spoils with Shen Jiaojiao. And the money woman in the inner courtyard often buys cakes and falsely reports the amount of money. Oh, my father is so stupid. I tried to help him. Father , hasn’t our family checked the accounts in a while? Let’s check them now, King Qin. Go check them yourself. That’s fast, isn’t it? Silly father has actually become wise and doesn’t understand what people say. Shen Mingzhu, go back and copy the “Book of Filial Piety” 100 times . Why? Father, I am always the most filial to my parents, especially you. How can you punish me to copy the “Book of Filial Piety” ? You, you ‘d better do this . Father, it’s over, it’s over . There are so many fake accounts in this account book. Master, Master, Shen Jiaojiao, I trust her so much and treat her like a treasure, but he… does he treat me like a fool? Right ? Otherwise, a hundred times… a hundred times… Oh , father , just hum… let Shen Jiaojiao copy it 1,000 times. Well , what about tonight’s palace banquet ? Of course, Mingzhu will go. She is the legitimate daughter of my marquisate, so that’s about right. Madam, we haven’t been intimate for a long time. The child is so disappointing all day long. Oh, why did it suddenly get dark ? I can’t see anything. I can’t see. Oh, sister, are you okay ? Do you want to find a doctor for you? Okay, find a doctor. Come and heal your brain . Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can’t see it . I ca n’t see it . Oh, I can’t see it. Wow, sister, your parents won’t get divorced , will they? If they do, who will you go with? It’s okay, just go. It’s okay, it ‘s okay. This family will fall apart without me. Congratulations to the sex addict for saving cannon fodder Shen Qinghong. You have obtained 500 points. The current points are 600. The lottery system is enabled. Do you want to draw for 600 points once ? Or you can give me a ten-draw lottery first to try it out. I don’t support this kind of service. You don’t give me any sweet treats and still want me to spend money. You see, if you want to sell something, you must try it out first. Doesn’t that make sense? Then what’s the point of giving the host a chance to draw a lottery ? It feels so useless. When someone has murderous intentions towards you, the blessing will be automatically used to make the other party cancel the intention to kill you. The host can draw again with 600 points. Do you want to draw a lottery? No, no, no, reject the poisonous dog, starting with me, you bastard . The palace banquet tonight is open. The master took the eldest lady with him. What? Shen Mingzhu, how dare you take my position. Miss, this originally belongs to him. What nonsense are you talking about? All I want is my Shen family. I can’t rely on them. I can only rely on Prince Xuan . Oh, your majesty is coming today. Remember to be careful with your words and actions. Don’t worry. I hope only my Shen family can hear his voice. I only need 400 points to exchange for the Nimai Dutian Pill to save my mother. I really hope I can meet cannon fodder at this palace banquet. The emperor has arrived . Long live the emperor. Long live the emperor. All the ministers, please take your seats without formalities. Thank you, Your Majesty. On this occasion of the palace banquet, the flowers are blooming and the moon is full. Your son, Shen Jiaojiao, and I are in love . We are in love . I beg Your Majesty to give her to your son as his principal wife . You are so anxious , but I remember that you are engaged to Shen Mingzhu. You will marry Shen Jiaojiao instead of Shen Mingzhu. It is a great shame for you to be broken off in public in this palace . You even played hard to get with me. Now you want to be my king. Even the concubine has to be considered by the king. You bastard , you think this young lady likes you. Get out of here as far as you can. Oh, such outrageous words are simply deafening. Oh, is there anyone else who can hear it besides me? It’s over. I’m a drunkard. Daddy, what’s wrong with you ? Are you thirsty? It’s nothing. It’s so hard for me to see you. Oh, I miss home . The legitimate daughter of the Shen family, what do you want to say? Just say it. Humph , Xuanwu, what’s so great about you? I don’t care about you. You are engaged but still cheating on your husband. You are so self-righteous. You are a hypocrite who does not abide by male ethics. You are a rotten cucumber and a dog. Sooner or later, you will become a eunuch. The legitimate daughter of the Shen family, why don’t you say a word? I am not good at speaking . How about I hand over the military power and see if I can save the boss’s life? There is also a red book and iron certificate at home. Give it to Mingzhu. He is still young and cannot go to the west. Oh my god, it’s detected that the cannon fodder has triggered the melon-eating system. Here it comes, the points are coming. Which big chimney is going to be eaten? Cannon fodder Shen Mingzhu was broken off her engagement by Prince Xuan and became the laughing stock of the capital. From then on, no one wanted to marry her and she lived out her life in loneliness . No, the melon-eating has happened to me. They must be hiding something from me . Tell me the details about the melon between Yan Yunxuan and me. It turns out that Yan Yunxuan insisted on marrying Shen Jiaojiao because the two of them had already tasted the forbidden fruit. Hehehe , daughter of the Shen family, you have something to say, but you can say it. I will make the decision for you today. I have to rely on Emperor Jingyuan to save myself . Your Majesty, everyone knows that I am infatuated with Prince Xuan. No, you did n’t. You just scolded Prince Xuan. Hehe, didn’t Shen Mingzhu play hard to get? Finally, she revealed her true feelings. Reveal your true feelings , Father. Your Majesty, your son, Shen Jiaojiao, and I have long been willing to be together. We have long cherished each other. Even though Shen Mingzhu is deeply in love with me, your son cannot obey your order. What do you mean by mutual affection? You are clearly an adulterer and a whore . You are shameless. Who gave you the courage to act so rashly, you legitimate daughter of the Shen family ? I gave you well. You are the legitimate daughter of the Shen family. What do you think ? Your Majesty, your son is deeply in love with the King of Xuan. I know it, and I will definitely give you a satisfactory answer. Since you insist on marrying me and satisfying you , I will give you the divine power to fulfill your wish. Finally , you get what you want. From now on, I am the King of Xuan’s principal wife. Who dares to look down on me? I grant Shen Jiaojiao a concubine. Choose a date for her to enter the palace. What ? Uh, Father, why is she a concubine? Jiaojiao knows it. Knowing you were engaged, yet she still committed adultery with you. Giving her a concubine with such character is a compliment . You’ve successfully saved yourself. I worked so hard and even sacrificed my reputation , only to be given a concubine. I’m resigned to this. It’s all your fault, huh. Shen Axing, come forward. Let me discuss with you how to compensate you, the legitimate daughter of the Shen family. Congratulations to the host on successfully rescuing Pai Hui. Shen Mingzhu has been awarded 50 points . Um, what 50 points? I reasonably suspect you’re taking revenge. I tricked you into a lottery for the first time. How is that possible? I’m a civilized person . Okay, then, can you pay the rent? What rent ? No, no. I ‘m your host , and you let me stay there, but you didn’t even pay me rent. I hate freeloaders the most. Congratulations to the host for successfully rescuing cannon fodder Shen Mingzhu. 300 bonus points! He can’t handle you, so that’s 900 points. My beautiful mother , wait for me to rescue you. They won’t be planning anything bad, right? Eating is the most important thing. You only care about eating. You ‘re such a wild girl from the countryside, you haven’t seen much of the world. Marrying someone like that is such a shame. My Xue’er, I think she’s blessed with such a good appetite . Tell me, why can you hear your bestie’s thoughts ? I really can’t. I don’t know why it seems that only family members can understand. How does he know so many secrets? This humble official has no idea, but what my daughter said is absolutely true and without any mistakes , right? Oh no, Your Majesty, will you suspect that Mingzhu also knows the royal secrets? This will definitely lead to a fatal disaster. The eldest daughter of the Shen family may be a monster . She must not be killed . I just saw the master. This is definitely a warning. Don’t have murderous intentions towards the eldest daughter of the Shen family. She is not a monster, she is clearly an auspicious sign. My dog life talisman has been automatically activated to resist the killing intention. Who , who wants to kill me? 100 points can be viewed . No, I want to get it for free. You said you hate getting it for free the most. I hate not being allowed to get it for free the most, you bastard. You said that only family members can hear Mingzhu’s inner voice. According to my observation , it is indeed so. This is absolutely God’s will. Hahahahaha , please announce the decree. Your Majesty , the concubine is called a concubine in a nice way , but in reality she is just a concubine. How can you let me suffer such humiliation? Don’t be sad for now . I will negotiate with my father later and I will definitely reward you with the position of the principal wife. I will never let you swallow your anger. Ah hum, the Xuan Wang stepped forward to listen to the decree. The Xuan Wang stepped forward to listen to the decree . The Emperor, by the will of Heaven, issued an order. The second daughter of the Marquis of Changping, Shen Jiaojiao, has a gentle temperament and will be canonized as the concubine of Prince Xuan. I hereby thank my father for his grace. The prince’s decree is in your favor. It ‘s a foregone conclusion. Please bear with it for now. Shen Mingzhu, the legitimate daughter of the Marquis of Changping, received the decree . I guess His Majesty wants to compensate me. Hehe, ten thousand taels of gold are not too much, and a thousand acres of fertile land are not too little. Here it comes. The Emperor, by the Mandate of Heaven, decrees that Shen Mingzhu, the legitimate daughter of the Shen family, is gentle and docile, with elegant demeanor, dignified and wise , self-disciplined and prudent. Effective immediately, she will be canonized as the Crown Prince’s principal wife. Your Majesty is truly astute. He has 800 tricks in his head. He gave a good girl like me in marriage to his beloved Crown Prince, my leader. Hehe, that ‘s not right. If she becomes the Crown Prince ‘s consort , then Your Majesty will also be part of my nine clans. Then what should I be afraid of? The legitimate daughter of the Shen family still doesn’t express gratitude. Thank you, Lord, for your grace. What’s the Crown Prince like? Knowledge, inner qualities, and morals are not important. The main thing is whether he’s handsome. He’s not a handsome guy with 1808 abs. I don’t want it. Just pay 50 points. I gave it. I gave it. I lost weight again. I’m a stingy guy. The hair has been plucked. Prince Yan Beichen was injured on the battlefield and has been unconscious in bed for more than three months. He looks very good. Look up at the emperor and the empress. Yes, your parents are good. The prince should be handsome and unparalleled. It’s no wonder that the cannon fodder is detected, triggering the melon-eating system . Cannon fodder, police brother, why don’t you understand what you are saying? Police brother, your Majesty is the current cannon fodder. Only King Xuan Yanyun has the best fate. The rest of the people are likely to become cannon fodder. Why? This unruly and ordinary yet confident rotten cucumber has the best fate. I don’t accept it. The Cannon Fodder Alliance must counterattack. Cannon fodder, help the cannon fodder, tell me, how did Emperor Jingyuan end up like this? Host, you Look at that little palace maid in pink overalls , the one holding the wine and walking towards Emperor Jingyuan. She’s a spy from the enemy country. A glass of poisoned wine paralyzed Emperor Jingyuan in bed, marking the beginning of his tragic fate. From then on, Yan Yunxuan took over the government and monopolized power. His mother, Concubine Li, even had an affair with the guards and committed adultery in the harem, a crime unforgivable . Why is my head so cold? It ‘s as if she doesn’t want to live with this body. I must find a way to inform His Majesty. After all, he is now my nominal father. It doesn’t matter whether he lives or dies, but Prince Xuan cannot ascend to the throne. Your Majesty, drinking is harmful to your health. You must protect yourself. How dare you? Your Majesty, I’m here to take care of you. Naturally, you’ll have a few more drinks at today’s palace banquet. You’re probably complaining that I’m dying too slowly, aren’t you? Your child is so filial, it’s all for my own good. I’m not drinking a drop of alcohol today. Yes , there must be a spy, and there must be an insider. Who is that? How many people in this palace have ulterior motives? Successfully saving cannon fodder police officer D will reward you with 149,149 points. Now there are 999. You’ve succeeded, and I’m laughing. You ‘re deliberately preventing me from accumulating 1,000 points, right? The host awards points based on the difficulty of the mission. This time, the difficulty coefficient is low. Please rest assured, host. I’m a civilized princess, and your filial piety is commendable. A person with both virtue and talent is definitely not something that can be appreciated in a pond. Humph, Your Majesty is very discerning and can tell at a glance that I am a talent. I don’t know what Your Majesty has rewarded me with, hahahaha. Shen Mingzhu and Crown Prince Yan Beichen are made for each other. Now that the Crown Prince is in a coma, in order for you to get along better in the future, I have specially appointed Shen Mingzhu as a sixth-rank Hanlin editor. Starting tomorrow, she will attend court on behalf of her husband. Quack , did I hear correctly? Your Majesty asked me to attend court on behalf of my husband. What can I do ? Act cute. Host , at least you have reached shore. As expected, the end of the universe is Kaogong. I want to use his voice to see the true face of these important officials in the court. Father , how clever! Letting Shen Mingzhu, a loser, attend court on behalf of her husband is clearly humiliating the Crown Prince. The Crown Prince has already won the upper hand. Look, I will eliminate his wings in the court one by one . Hahaha, Mingzhu, wake up, it’s time for the morning court. Mother, what time is it now? Do you have to attend this court? Mingzhu, now that Prince Xuan and the Crown Prince’s lineage are fighting to the death, you, as the Crown Princess, must attend court on behalf of your husband. Take on the important responsibility, otherwise you will be in trouble when King Xuan ascends the throne . How can fruits be delicious ? You kid, hey, just stand here, remember not to let your imagination run wild, attend court properly, don’t worry, you, go and serve His Majesty first, don’t talk nonsense, uh, hey, the emperor has arrived, he’s attending court. Long live the emperor, long live the emperor, long live the emperor, my dear ministers , please don’t bow. Thank you, Your Majesty , I’m so bored. I just came to court and I want to go home. All the instructions just now were in vain. Hey, the cannon fodder trigger system has been detected . Cannon fodder Tian Xue Zhong was disrespectful in front of the palace . After being reported by King Xuan, he was dismissed from his military post and starved to death with his wife at home. This mission is important. Failure to rescue him will result in a deduction of 500 points. How many more points will be deducted ? How many more points will be deducted? Tian Xue Zhong was one of the prince’s three confidants and was very valuable to be saved. Okay, but how is it possible that Tian Xue Zhong would starve to death? He is a general after all. The wounded soldiers on the battlefield have no ability to make a living. General Tian exchanged his salary for food subsidies and gave them food. Food is expensive, so General Tian’s family can only rely on white radish to fill their stomachs every day. Your Majesty, I would like to report General Tian for being disrespectful in front of the palace . I am guilty. Of course you are guilty. Your Majesty, even if you are executed, it would not be too much. Your Majesty, please punish General Tian severely to serve as a warning to others. Shen Mingzhu, what do you think? Tian Xuezhou is one of the three most trusted confidants of the crown prince. I am equivalent to the crown prince when I attend court on my husband’s behalf. If I cannot protect Tian Xuezhou, it will surely dishearten the crown prince’s party and cause morale to loosen. Then it will be difficult to lead the team. Your Majesty, I think he should be severely punished. How can I punish him severely ? Then he can be torn apart by five horses. Torn apart by five
horses is not appropriate. Or he can be executed by slow slicing and his entire family will be executed. Your Majesty, the Xuanwang, should deal with him. You, the Xuanwang, should be kind to others. How can he be so mean and ungrateful ? Your Majesty is teaching this bastard a lesson . He actually knew how to retreat in order to advance . As expected, reading more and watching more dramas are useful. I have watched so many Hongguo short dramas, so they are useful. Humph, General Tian Xuezhou of the Chariot and Cavalry was fined one month’s salary for being inappropriate in front of the palace. Thank you, Your Majesty. How will General Tian get by with this fine? His family is running out of food. It’s all because food is too expensive. Otherwise, why would General Tian be in such a state? Hey, gah, doesn’t the Great Yan Kingdom have sweet potatoes? Sweet potatoes produce up to 6,000 catties a year , and they are easy to grow and satisfying. What do you mean by 6,000 catties per mu ? The main crop of the Great Yan Kingdom is sorghum, but the yield per mu is only 600 catties . This wheat is only 800 catties. The host can buy 66,600 sweet potato seedlings with 666 points . Oh, sweet potato seedlings can be obtained, right? That makes it easy. There really are some. This thing , hehe, I accidentally heard that there is a magical thing that can produce 6,000 catties per mu after planting , and it is easy to survive and easy to fill the stomach. Hahahahahahaha, father, only fools will believe such nonsense , please say it again, say it again , uh, father, if there really is such a magical thing that can produce 6,000 catties per mu, if we get it, we can solve the food problem of Dayan. This achievement is unprecedented. If you can find this thing for me , I will reward you with ten thousand taels of gold. My dear ministers, who is willing to share my worries? You can’t go, no, no, no. Who is willing to share my worries? What’s the use of ten thousand taels of gold ? I eat my father’s food and have no worries. Wait for me If my father dies, you’ll eat my brother’s. If my brother dies, I’ll eat his offspring, and their descendants will be endless. I got some sweet potato seedlings, they’re so attractive , um, something’s happening . Oh my god , what a sin! Huh, what a foresighted person ! Shen Mingzhu, do you know anything about sweet potatoes ? Um
, how could my father, a mere woman, know about such a magical thing? Uh, yes, Your Majesty, your knowledge is shallow. It’s absolutely true. Oh, your Majesty, I have always been obedient and respectful to you . How dare I deceive you? Huh, well, you’re very good. Thank you, Your Majesty , for the praise. A tree that stands out in the forest will be destroyed by the wind . Why don’t you quit? I’ve gained something today. Congratulations to the host for saving the cannon fodder Tian Xuezhou Award . Reward points: 301. Current points: 1,300. Finally, over a thousand. I can buy the Nimai Zhutian Pill to rescue my beautiful mother. Since no one can share my worries, I’ll hand this important task over to General Tian. Okay? If you can’t do it, I’ll listen to Shen Mingzhu and have you executed by slow slicing, and your entire family executed. The situation has changed. Cannon fodder is filling the hole. I need to re-approve and withdraw the reward points. Current points: 999. What points can be withdrawn? This bastard emperor is deliberately going against me, right? Forget it. I chose my own daughter-in-law, so what else can I do? Just bear with it. General Tian, don’t let my father down. My father is helping me in disguise. Eliminate dissidents. As expected, father intends to pass the throne to me, Your Majesty. I believe that His Highness Xuan Wang is handsome, knowledgeable, and will definitely be able to obtain sweet potato seedlings. Otherwise , let this matter be handed over to Xuan Wang. No, Your Highness Xuan Wang, please don’t let Your Majesty down. Father, uh, I also have high hopes for you . You are General Tian. Whoever can find the sacred object first , I will grant his request to withdraw from the court. Ah, this is a farewell to Your Majesty. Shen Mingzhu , I know you are deeply in love with me, and you have repeatedly made things difficult for me, but you are just playing hard to get. As long as you help me ascend the throne, after the success, I will definitely take you as my concubine. Ah , Your Highness Xuan Wang, please respect yourself . I have been with the Crown Prince for my whole life. A lifetime of love . Although you remain infatuated with me , please do n’t blame me. I ‘m sorry, I can’t obey your orders . Don’t you dare to disgust me ? I ‘m disgusted and I’ll die. You, you , you, wait a minute, Daddy, hey, Shen Mingzhu , wait until I find the magical object. I will definitely ask His Majesty for permission to let you serve me for a few days. Humph , Madam, I’m sorry , General. What are you doing ? I met my junior brother and was fined a month’s salary . I didn’t think it was a big deal. As long as the general is fine, it’s good. If I lose the money, I will embroider a few more handkerchiefs and sell them. Let’s get to know each other better. Time will eventually pass. It’s miserable. Drink a pear. What are you talking about ? His Majesty asked me to find a magical object. Otherwise, your family will be confiscated and your entire clan will be exterminated. I don’t want to be a burden . Why are you like this, Madam? I’m sorry that I didn’t let you live a good life. I’m useless and I’m not worthy of being your husband. You deserve to be your senior . I know you are both wise and brave, and I know you are kind-hearted . You will always be my general. We were a young couple, sharing hardships together . We promised to grow old together , so how can I break my promise ? I don’t want any gifts , and you won’t bring me any trouble. Even if I die, I will be happy. General Tian, why don’t you have a servant to pass on messages? The child can’t be looked after . The child can’t be looked after. Hey , Miss Shen, what key do you have ? Oh , bring it in, bring it in , Shen Girl, what do you mean? I never accept bribes from others. We bought too much food at home and it will go bad if left for too long. I went to ask His Majesty what to do with the food . His Majesty said that food is precious and should not be wasted. So you gave it to Tiantian to get it, and then I brought it to you. Seriously, seriously , if you really don’t believe me, you can go ask His Majesty. Haha , what nonsense, but it’s hard to refuse . Thank you very much, girl . I, Tian, will be grateful for your kindness in my grave. General Tian, why don’t you want to live at such a young age? Is it depression ? This disease needs to be treated. Oh, is it me who doesn’t want to live? I can’t find the sweet potato seedlings . Your Majesty won’t let me live. These are the sweet potato seedlings. Please keep them safe. I paid a heavy price for this . Guagua. Without sweet potatoes , will Tianque really die? Your Majesty is a wise ruler, but he always keeps his word. What should I do? Save the cannon fodder. Tianxue ‘s weekly points reward is 301 , but the sweet potato seedlings are only 666. My mother still has 1,000 points. How long will it take for my mother’s illness to relapse? It will take at least one month , one month, one month. So , please replace the sweet potato seedlings for me. The host knows it’s a loss, so why does he still help ? Isn’t it because I’m beautiful and kind-hearted ? Haha, this thing is really true . Young lady , your kindness and virtue will never be forgotten by this student. Oh, General Tian, you are a loyal and righteous man. This is your blessing. Get up quickly, get up quickly. Young lady, don’t worry, I will report this great achievement to His Majesty truthfully. Oh, no need. I am already beautiful and don’t want to attract attention . I am afraid that God will be jealous of my talent. You can keep this great achievement. Oh, well, my life will belong to you from now on. You are at my command . Oh, there is one more thing you have to listen to me . Hehe, hehe, are there any traces of the King Xuan’s sweet potato seedlings ? Father, your son has searched all the books, but there is no trace . I am afraid these sweet potato seedlings are just useless things. The general has already brought the sweet potato seedlings to me. The sweet potato seedlings are planted in the imperial garden. You still have no idea. I’m so disappointed by the lack of progress . Father, I’m your son, incompetent. I successfully saved cannon fodder Tian Xuezhou. I’ve been rewarded 301 points . My current points are 639. Of course, you still want me to demonstrate… You’re dreaming, General Yuan. This is a great feat. I ‘ll allow you to try. Thank you, Your Majesty. Why are you looking at me like this? I want His Majesty to strip naked and run outside the city gate. What are you, a grown man, saying you want to see me strip naked and run outside the city ? What are you up to? I hope Your Majesty will grant your approval. Father, your son, Your Majesty, has to accept defeat if you ‘re willing to gamble. If His Majesty wins today, I don’t know what kind of harsh demands he’ll make. You, Shen Mingzhu, are right, Xuan. Your Majesty, please don’t lose your composure and strip off and run out of the city. This, this, this, Your Majesty, I feel this is inappropriate . Such a weak scholar! I feel like he can be scared to death if I speak louder. This matter undermines the royal dignity. Do you want me to break my promise ? Your Majesty cannot ignore the overall situation and lose the people’s dignity because of a temporary agreement . What if I insist on doing so? I am a scholar of the Hanlin Academy and I should do my job. Your Majesty can take off my official hat, but I still want to be impartial. Zhou Qingci, you have detected the cannon fodder triggering the system ? Cannon fodder Zhou Qingci, wait a minute, Guoguo, he is against me , and I have to save him. Host Zhou Qingci is not against you, she is just this stubborn donkey. But I really want Prince Xuan to run naked. Zhou Qingci angered the emperor and was demoted with thirty lashes , leaving him with a chronic illness that left him depressed for a year. The host will be rewarded with 566,566 points for completing this mission . Such a high number of points , how can I refuse? Your Majesty, Lord Zhou is right. Prince Xuan is a prince. If the people saw him , it would be a disgrace to the royal family. Shen Mingzhu also said that you don’t like me. Seeing me in trouble , you couldn’t help but rescue me. You love me deeply . Your suggestion is to have Prince Xuan strip down to his last piece of clothing and run from the hall to the palace gate. This way, he won’t be seen by the people and he can keep his promise . General Yu Tian , you want me to The king has embarrassed himself in front of all the officials. You are so cruel, General Tian. What do you think? I think what Miss Shen said makes sense . That’s it . Your Majesty, please accept my order. This is still not right. This stubborn donkey is really seeking death . Zhou Qingci, you must have damaged your brain by reading, right? Well, who is this? Zhou Qingci, you must have damaged your brain by reading, right? Hey, who is this? Prince An , huh? Greetings to Your Majesty, I am late. No need to be polite. Oh, he is Your Majesty’s biological brother, Prince An . Who is it? Who is talking ? I should call him the Imperial Uncle now. My Imperial Uncle looks quite blessed . He is the Crown Princess, right? My brother told me that he is an auspicious sign . I am just being fair. What annoys me most is people like you who are like stinking scholars. My royal brother is the common ruler of the world. Do you think it’s your turn to teach me what to do ? If I were to say , you are committing treason and should be executed by slow slicing, and all your nine clans should be exterminated. Zhou Qingci actually angered Prince An. How can I save you? My dear, Zhou Qingci’s identity must be extraordinary, otherwise I wouldn’t get so many points by saving him. The host is really smart . There are a lot of gossips about Zhou Qingci. Why is Lord Zhou’s story so exciting? He is not his father’s son. Tell me in detail. Lord Zhou, I heard recently that you are a golden child. How is this possible? A golden child has no qualifications. I’ve studied hard for over a decade, but was that the young man brought back to his true form with just one move? Lord Zhou is so pitiful, my heartbroken dream is shattered . Go on, tell me more about Lord Zhou. Oh, I see . Humph. Brother Hua, I think Zhou Qingci’s status is filthy, and his infiltration into the court is only a disgrace to the court . He should be severely punished. In my opinion, his adulterous father should be arrested, skinned, and tendons pulled out. Be patient for a moment , and let me think about what’s going on. Tell me quickly, I’m so anxious! Zhou Qingci’s adoptive father, Jue Temple, picked up a man one day and brought him home. To cover up his hidden illness, he secretly drugged the man and his wife, which led to his affair and hurt Zhou Qingci . He actively cuckolded himself. There is also such a ruthless person, Zhou Qingci, who actually has a connection with Your Majesty. No way, he is actually a prince. I am not, I don’t have any. Don’t talk nonsense. Zhou Qingci’s biological father is actually Prince An. Prince An, this is Prince An. What’s wrong with this? He is fine, it’s fine , um, this king , this king, I just feel itchy , hahahahahahaha, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, good child, get up quickly , I was just joking with you , just joking, peeling off the skin and pulling out the tendons of my own father, it was a joke, joking, liven up the atmosphere , liven up the atmosphere , hahaha, Your Majesty, what your humble brother said just now, um, I understand, I understand everything , uh, I will definitely thoroughly investigate Zhou Qingci’s biological father, and then peel off the skin and pull out the tendons , uh, this , uh, he sue me. What is he doing? It’s his own fault. The host suggests helping Prince An. Now the Crown Prince and Prince Xuan are fighting to the death. Prince An is wavering and is an important fence-sitter. Oh, so Your Majesty, the matter of Lord Zhou is strange and should be investigated thoroughly. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, um, it’s great. Hahaha, everyone, come and see. Haha, everyone , come and see our Lord Zhou. He is suave, handsome, and talented . Looking at his appearance, you can imagine that his biological father must be a dragon and phoenix among men, a pillar of the country. Prince An said before that I was stupid because of reading too much. Oh, I mean, reading is good. Reading is good. Reading is what is called the book of sages. What the king admires most about you is your impartiality. Brother Huo, what we lack in Dayan is people like Lord Zhou. Such a talented person . I am proud of Lord Zhou. Hahaha. Congratulations to the host for successfully saving the cannon fodder Zhou Qingci. Reward points: 566. Current points: 1,200. Sell it quickly! Sell yesterday’s ” I Want to Be a Beautiful Mother”. The purchase was successful. The secondary account points: 1,000 . The remaining points: 200. Beautiful mother, wait for me to save you. Hehehe , grandma, grandma, General Tian is making things difficult for me. Prince An, please be fair . What does your business have to do with me ? I think you should just fend for yourself. You are indeed a fence-sitter . You will never help unless you give benefits. Prince A’s choice is correct. If he helps Prince Xuan, he will be killed by Prince Xuan . There is such a thing, Prince Xuan. After all, he is a prince. Please be fair. Is he implying that I should please Prince Xuan? He will definitely not harm me. It seems that I have to surrender to Prince Xuan. Shen Mingzhu, you actually pleaded with Prince An for me. You really love me terribly, host. What are you going to do, Your Majesty? I’ve also heard about what happened in the court. What do you think ? Prince Xuan is a prince after all . The face of our royal family must not be lost . So, what do you think should be done? Guagua , will Prince An be killed by the rotten cucumber now ? He is also a cannon fodder, right? You deliberately made Prince An a cannon fodder. Hurry up, you bastard! Detect cannon fodder trigger system . Cannon fodder Prince An Yan Linfeng really triggered the system and can earn points again. The champion was toyed by you. Please ask the host to save Prince An. Success will reward 500 points. Why do I have a bad premonition? Oh, I can’t tell. Prince An is a murderer. He has liked elder brother and younger brother since he was a child. He likes elder brother and younger brother to kiss brother and hug brother. I peed my pants, you are not allowed to make noise . It’s not my old face. After Hua Wang was won over by Yan Yunxuan, Yan Yunxuan deceived Prince An with a fake edict, saying that Emperor Jingyuan intended to make him emperor. Prince An wanted to fulfill his brother’s long-cherished wish. He actually helped him win the throne , but in the end he died miserably. Ling Feng died miserably. Lord Xu, why do you feel a chill on your neck ? Just get used to it. My neck has always been chilly. It would be better if you take life and death lightly . People should always be more open-minded. He lost his brother and was deceived by his nephew. After knowing the truth, he wanted to restore order, but he was suppressed for treason and sentenced to death. His head was hung at the Meridian Gate for public display. Hahaha, King of Han, what happened to you ? Did you encounter an evil spirit? Get up quickly. You have always been sincere to me . I will never let you suffer any misfortune. Thank you, brother . Thank you, Lord. Your grace, father, you see, my uncle has pleaded for me. Oh, Prince An , let’s talk about this again. The emperor makes mistakes and is guilty of the same crime as the common people . You can’t be so partial to Prince Xuan, you bastard . Didn’t you ask me to speak justice for Prince Xuan? You treat me like a fool. Prince An stared at me like a fool. This wall The head grass won’t really pledge allegiance to King Xuan after just two or three words from me, right ? In that case, he won’t be far from death . Hahaha, Your Majesty, I think Miss Shen’s words are very reasonable. I’m willing to accept the defeat. King Xuan, don’t be so petty. No, uncle, stop it. Don’t call me uncle. I don’t have such a good nephew as you. From now on, this king will sever all ties with you and we will have no further contact. Uncle, why are you like this all of a sudden? Lord Shi, Lord Shi, uncle , why did your face suddenly change? He must have felt a chill on his neck, haha. King An ‘s dog head is saved. Hurry up, hurry up. Congratulations to the host for completing the task. This is a royal secret. The minimum reward is 500 points. The points have been issued and the remaining points are 700. These 500 points are just like picked up, right? Boxing champion, run to the palace gate quickly. This king remembers today’s revenge . Why do you remember it? To show off your good memory. Humph , warriors, withdraw from the court, oh Yeah, I can finally go back. I respectfully bid farewell to Your Majesty . He has a way to save people , so maybe he can save my son, too. Princess, let’s go to the Prince’s Mansion to meet the Prince. Oh, Your Majesty , I feel a little dizzy and a little uncomfortable. I want to go back first. Isn’t the dog emperor in a hurry to save my beautiful mother? Then go back and rest well before going to the Prince’s Mansion. Thank you, Your Majesty. You actually have to make soup after eating this thing. The medicinal effect is too strong. Your mother can’t digest it, Mingzhu. Dad asked me to take you to the prince’s mansion. We’ll talk about it later. Let me wash the pot. Oh, mother, I’m back. Are you tired today ? Did anyone bully you ? Don’t worry, mother, I’m the best . In the court, I’m obedient and taciturn. Where’s your father ? As soon as he came back, he went to the ancestral temple to burn incense and worship Buddha. Dad has been very strange recently. He seems to burn incense and worship Buddha every day. What’s his special hobby ? Hey, mother, this is a good medicine I asked for for you to bless you with good health. Drink it quickly, my beautiful mother . This is the magic medicine I worked hard to save for you. Medicine , beautiful mother, kiss me. Happy Pearl. As long as you are well, mother will be at ease. I was an orphan in my previous life. Now I finally feel the mother’s love. It is so warm and happy. Mother, please have a rest early. I will go back to the room first. Good night. Please ask the host to go to the prince’s mansion to start the task. My dear, what is the purpose of life ? Of course, it is for comfort. I am already so comfortable, so why should I work so hard? Why can’t I be lazy and be a waste? No, host, you don’t want to struggle anymore after saving beautiful mother. Is it so realistic? I still have 700 points, right? Come to the prize Listen to the sound and it ‘s over. The deputy master really doesn’t want to do this anymore . He doesn’t even want the points. 600 points have been used to open a lottery for you . What is this? After using it, you can see the scene after nine days and ten days . Open it and take a look. It has been used for the host. Ten days and nine feet, one talisman, please check why there is nothing? For you, after nine days and ten days, there is nothing. Host, please think carefully. What does it mean? After ten days, all nine of my clans will be gone. Is this true or false? Yan Yunxuan suffered a great humiliation today and hates you to the core. He has always coveted the position of crown prince. If the crown prince is not saved, Yan Yunxuan will successfully seize power within ten days. By then, your nine clans will be a gift from many people. Which day is it within those ten days? Please pay 100 points. Come and die together . No, no, no, no. Everyone said that host, please put down the knife. It will be seven days later. The Shen family was attacked and destroyed by the minions of the bear king and the nine clans were killed. No, host, where should I go? I want to find my eldest brother, take me to the prince’s mansion. I think young people should work hard when they should. If they don’t, it will be too late. Wow, the prince is so handsome, with sword-like eyebrows and bright eyes. Although he is now a vegetable , you can still see that he is dignified. Not bad, really good. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is also a wise monarch. It’s a pity that he can only… Lying here, how great would it be if he could wake up ? Well, who is this person ? How dare he covet my bones ? Oh my, this, this, wow, eight-pack abs really do have eight packs! Excellent! I’m just unconscious, not dead, where did this lecher come from? The cannon fodder of the presumptuous test triggered the system . Cannon fodder Yan Beichen has been in a coma for many years . After the Xuan Wang seized power, the prince’s party was wiped out. The crown prince’s wife Shen Mingzhu and her entire family were executed . The prince and I haven’t even gotten married yet, but we’ve shared life and death together. It was detected that this mission is too difficult. Based on the principle of humanity, the host will be given a batch reward mechanism. Please let Ye Beichen wake up first. Come and get a 600-point reward . How can you wake him up? You can just sell the Heaven-Snatching Pill. It costs 1,000 points, but the reward is only 600. Don’t do a losing business. Big brother, did you wash the pot I borrowed last time? Uh, you did . Oh, the washing water hasn’t arrived yet . Hurry up and bring the washing water. I need to give it to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. What? Asking me to drink the washing water ? That’s not bold, isn’t it? Hey, our washing water is a panacea . I ‘m only telling you this, do n’t tell anyone else. Crown Prince , drink my mouthwash. Huh , let me tell you something. Before, the Crown Prince wasn’t born. Are you sick? Let him drink the water from his boiled pot. I’m only telling you this in secret. Don’t tell anyone else. Hey, let me tell you, have you heard that the water from the pot is actually a panacea and can be used to cure the prince’s illness. Don’t tell anyone else. I’m leaving. I’m going to tell you something. Don’t tell anyone else. Yes, I also heard about this. I’m only telling you in secret . Your Majesty, after hearing about this, I told Your Majesty . You mean, I ‘m only telling Your Majesty this in secret? You mean, the water from the Shenfu pot is better than the medicine prescribed by the imperial physician. That’s right. After the prince drank the water from the pot, everyone in the Imperial Hospital… We were all shocked to find that His Highness’s pulse was much better and he would wake up at any moment. He secretly sent someone to steal the pot-washing water from the Divine Palace for me. Are you saying that someone broke into the Marquis’ Mansion and robbed it? Robbery is fine, but they only stole the pot-washing water. What does that mean? Is the world so complicated now? Hahaha, I’ve already reported it to the authorities. Let’s not talk about this anymore. By the way, Mingzhu , this is the authentic painting of Huasheng that my eldest brother bought you at a high price. What do you think? Do you like it? My poor mother is thrifty and frugal, but this sucker is the best at pretending to be blind. He actually came across the authentic painting. It’s obvious that someone set him up to deceive him. Damn it! I gave him a famous calligraphy out of kindness. I wanted to make him happy by painting , but he was cursing me in my heart for being ungrateful. The ink seemed to be not dry yet. This big fool didn’t notice it. Don’t say it’s my brother who is embarrassed . Who bought it for you? Jiaojiao took me to Zhenwang Pavilion to buy it. It cost me a lot of money. No, I have to settle the score with her . Let’s just let it go. How can I let it go? I trusted him so much. Zhenfang Pavilion is the property of King Xuan. The money went into the pockets of King Xuan and Shen Jiaojiao. How can I get it back ? Just admit defeat, just admit defeat. Shen Jiaojiao doesn’t even consider you as one of her family. I think we need to reconsider our relationship with her. Okay , stay away from Shen Jiaojiao from now on. I’ll ask His Majesty for permission to let her get married soon. Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat more. Yan Beichen has awakened. Reward the host with 600 points. Current total points are 700. My man is awake. If I had known earlier, he would have been so happy to wake up with such a cute and beautiful fiancée like me. Your son, I pay my respects to you, father . Hahaha, your son, no need to be so polite . It’s good that you’ve woken up . Hahaha, you hurried here because you have something important to tell me. I want to break off the engagement with the Shen family’s legitimate daughter. What, father? The Bible knows it all. She loves the son of Prince Xuan. How can I marry her ? This marriage must be cancelled. Oh, I must cancel it. Oh, this must not be done. Father, the legitimate daughter of the Shen family is the destined Crown Princess. You and you are a match made in heaven. As for that Crown Princess of Prince Xuan, she simply disdains him . A few days ago, he publicly stated in the court that he wanted to be with you for the rest of his life. It shows that you are the only one in his heart. Really? He is so infatuated with me . Yes, you must treat the Crown Princess well. She is a very good person. Your mother and I like her very much. Manchu civil and military officials also like her very much. If I were not old, there would be no you. I woke up and found that my father was seriously ill. Shen Mingzhu, I… It’s not that I haven’t seen her before, but she doesn’t look like a noble lady from the capital at all. In short, you will fall in love with the daughter of the Shen family. You will understand when you go to court tomorrow. How could I possibly like her? It ‘s impossible , absolutely impossible. Long live the emperor. Long live the emperor. Long live the emperor. My beloved ministers, please don’t bow and thank your majesty. Hey, that’s the crown prince. He looks more and more handsome the more I look at him . Is he a bastard? I don’t want to share my husband with anyone else. A toothbrush must not be shared with a man. This is what he really wants to say. My father said that many people can hear it. What is he going to do now ? Are you going to expose my inner thoughts? You big fool , stop it ! Yes, I ‘m used to it. Your Highness, you ‘re on your own . Wow, it turns out that the crown prince is still a virgin. Princes of a certain age will have palace maids to teach them, but the crown prince is obsessed with martial arts. It is said that losing one’s virginity will affect martial arts, so he lied and said that he had been taught. Congratulations, crown prince ! You are obsessed with martial arts and you are not despised by the crown princess like a dog. Man, oh, how shameful! What’s the difference between this and being stripped naked in the court ? Oh, my crown prince is better. The Xuan prince boasted that he would be with Shen Jiaojiao for life, but he not only has palace maids to teach him , but also beautiful maids. A few days ago, he also took in two princes from Yangzhou and even had his cousin from his mother’s family live in the mansion. My mother has recently fallen ill with a strange disease. She always feels that the people around her are hiding something from her. Could it be that this prince is also sick? Shen Jiaojiao also… Because Rotten Cucumber truly loves her. A man’s so-called true love is only sincere at the moment of promise, but sincerity is ever-changing. My sincerity is the most precious , not as contemptuous as you say. The Crown Prince smiled at me. He must be mesmerized by my peerless beauty. How ridiculous! I won’t indulge in beauty. The Crown Prince is so charming, he must have a lot of bad peach blossoms. Should I buy some medicine to make the Crown Prince exterminate his family line ? When I want to have a child, I ‘ll give him a fertility pill to solve the problem once and for all. What does he think of me? Is he a stud pig? If you want to have a child, you can have one. If you don’t want to have a child, I’ll make me exterminate my family line. Shen Mingzhu , your servant, what do you think of me? I have only admiration for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. Love, the prince is the sky , the prince is the earth. Even more so, for the prince, the silkworm will spin silk until death and the candle will burn out before its tears dry. This is my lifelong faith in the prince, His Majesty, and the entire Great Yan State . Oh my, such a loyal minister, if I don’t make use of him, wouldn’t it be a shame to our ancestors? Yes, he is just acting. He is really second to none in the world. No one dares to claim to be first. Okay, Prince, Shen Mingzhu is your Crown Princess. What are you doing? The prince was mean to me just now. After we get married, I will make him kneel in front of me and sing “Conquer” every day. The Crown Princess is very ambitious. I am waiting to see. Prince, Crown Princess , it must be exciting to make you kneel and sing “Conquer” . I want to see it , I really want to see it. I should take care of your daughter . My daughter is promising. I, the humble official, would like to hear about your grand dreams. I am the crown prince, the future heir to Great Britain . How could I be conquered by a little girl ? My condition seems to have worsened . You really
didn’t hide anything from me. Father , the national treasury is in a tight spot . Now there are only 660,000 taels of silver left. It’s really empty . What do you think about Prince Xuan’s welcoming of the national treasury ? Now that my brother is fine, he should be responsible for this matter. Your Majesty, the crown prince has been bedridden for a long time and needs to recuperate. Why don’t you let Prince Xuan take charge of this matter? When it comes to silver, there is no small matter , let alone the national treasury. Prince Xuan has given the crown prince a big problem. Uh, well, Your Majesty, I think An Although the king is a fence-sitter , he won’t make things difficult for the crown prince. I think this matter should be handed over to the crown prince. The crown prince must be the heir apparent and should bear this important responsibility . Then the crown prince will be responsible for this matter. The cannon fodder trigger system was detected . Cannon fodder Yan Beichen was plotted against by Yan Yunxuan and Prince An because of the issue of filling the national treasury, which caused great public outrage and led to riots with countless casualties. Emperor Jingyuan was forced to remove the crown prince from the throne. Seven days after Yin Xuan ascended the throne, the crown prince died of poisoning . The crown prince is so miserable ! He was poisoned just after waking up . I haven’t married him yet and haven’t even touched his abdominal muscles. Your Highness , I will definitely help you fill the national treasury. Filling the national treasury will not take a short time. Even I have to rack my brains. What clever ideas do you have? Hey, the national treasury is in trouble, so why not just kill a few corrupt officials? This plan is unethical , but it’s a good idea. Hey
, I remember seeing a gold-peeking talisman in the store that can spy on the property of people around you. Buy one quickly so I can see who’s richer among all the civil and military officials in the court. 300 points have been used to buy it. 400 points left. Let me see who the corrupt official is . Hehehe, what’s the difference between this and the King of Hell calling the shots? Click on someone and they’ll die. Let Shen Mingzhu attend court in her husband’s place. This is really wise. Okay, let me see how many corrupt officials there are among my civil and military officials. Use the gold-peeking talisman. My father actually has 100,000 taels of silver. He ‘s made a lot of money over the years. Your Majesty, your humble servant, your wife. The family is well- off and the dowry is quite large. I am willing to donate 10,000 taels to fill the national treasury. Hahaha, good, Lord Shen, you are thoughtful . Please stand up. Thank you, Your Majesty. It turns out that father’s silver is mother’s dowry . Wow, this Xiao Shilang actually has 1 million taels, more than the national treasury. This is truly rich enough to rival a country. Huh, Xiao Shilang , I heard that you concealed a lot of family property. Your Highness, you are joking . Xiao Shilang has always been fair and strict and an honest official. Do you think what I said is right ? Who is it? Hahaha, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, hahaha , this rotten cucumber can really lie with his eyes open. Xiao Shilang is rich enough to rival a country, and he still protects you. It seems that he has a share of the embezzled money. It’s not right. He is the mastermind , otherwise how could Xiao Shilang have the guts to covet so much ? Humph, does Your Majesty take me for a fool? Father, what do you mean? If there is no solid evidence, why would the prince attack him ? Xiao Shilang, will you confess on your own, or will I kill your entire clan and then torture you to death? I confess, I confess, I confess, I confess. Xiao Shilang’s psychological quality is not good. Your Majesty is a wise ruler. You are obviously trying to scare him. Minister Xiao, tell me your property in detail. If it is different from what I know, if one item is missing, you will be imprisoned . If two items are missing, your property will be confiscated. If three items are missing, your entire family will be exterminated. Wow, the prince is so handsome with his domineering look. I love you. I won’t be happy if you think so. A gold mine, an iron mine , fertile fields, and thousands of There are a hundred mu of manors and one Zhenfang Pavilion. Isn’t Zhenfang Pavilion the property designated by King Xuan? Isn’t Shenfang Pavilion the property of His Highness King Xuan? This, this, this, this, how is this possible? Haha , this matter has nothing to do with this king . Oh, then His Highness King Xuan will definitely not mind confiscating all of your property, right? Hahaha, of course, the boxing champion is bleeding profusely, it’s more uncomfortable than eating shit . Well , you, Xiao Shilang, you usually drink and don’t want to spend a penny. You are really a hidden talent. Fortunately, His Highness the Crown Prince caught you, a termite . That’s right, this is a great achievement for the Crown Prince. Xiao Shilang’s property was confiscated , and the Crown Prince is fully responsible, right? Yes, I’ll treat it as a personal favor to you. The Crown Prince , the Wolf Queen of the Xiao family , just needs to be careful. The matter of not being plotted against and regaining the national treasury must be a sure thing. My royal brothers and ministers think that this matter should be handed over to the King for disposal. Hahaha, yes, the prince has just woken up and his body needs to recover well. Uh , so this hard work, I am willing to serve. Xiao Shilang is helping him. If he is confiscated, it will be like a sheep walking into a tiger’s mouth . And why is the Dark King always speaking for him today? The cannon fodder trigger system was detected. The cannon fodder Prince An was bewitched and turned into a puppet and will not have a good end. What is Prince An bewitched? It must be the work of the rotten cucumber . No wonder he is always biased today. Host, you guessed wrong , but it does have something to do with Yan Yunxuan . It is Shen Jiaojiao, Shen Jiaojiao, Shen Jiaojiao. She can even use the Gu to marry Yan Yunxuan. Jiaojiao was trying to win over the Marquis’s family, but Yan Yunxuan was very dissatisfied with Shen Jiaojiao when he found out that she had lost the Marquis’s favor. Shen Jiaojiao worked hard to learn the Gu to prove her own worth. Prince An was his gift to Yan Yunxuan. What he gave was not a gift at all, but an obedient dog. Once the fireflies completely eroded Prince An’s mind, Prince An would become a particularly obedient puppet. He actually let my emperor be a dog. His thoughts were so vicious that it was outrageous. If Prince An, this fence-sitter, was really controlled by Prince Xuan, it would be a big trouble for me . Is there any way to break the Gu? How many points are awarded this time? The store has broken shoes and clothes, 400 points this time. The mission reward is 600 points , okay, just consider it a profit. I’ll protect Prince An’s life. Hey, why don’t you understand what I’m saying? If you don’t make any money, he won’t care about my life . No wonder I felt strange today. It turns out I’m being controlled. You, you evil beast . No, no, no, uncle, why are you suddenly scolding your nephew? I, your royal brother, was just confused for a moment. Is the Crown Prince responsible for the confiscation of Xiao Shilang’s property ? There must be someone protecting Xiao Shilang, otherwise it would be impossible for him to embezzle so much. This matter must be investigated thoroughly. Let me be responsible. Okay, I’ll be relieved if the emperor is in charge of this matter. Defu is here. Yes , someone , take Xiao Shilang away. Your Majesty , please spare my life. Ah, Your Majesty, spare my life, it’s over . Today’s incident not only didn’t cause any trouble for the Crown Prince , but it actually caused me heavy losses. Congratulations to the host for successfully rescuing the Crown Prince. 600 bonus points. Congratulations to the host for successfully rescuing Prince An . 600 bonus points . Current points are 1,200 . I don’t know what to do with all these points . Guagua, is there any prop that can kill the rotten cucumber instantly to prevent him from causing trouble again? Yan Yunxuan possesses the luck of protecting the country and cannot be killed unless the Anonymous Sword is used to cut off his luck of protecting the country. The Anonymous Sword costs 10,000 points. Why is it so expensive? Yan Yunxuan is the chosen one. As long as he possesses the luck of protecting the country, the outcome of your faction cannot be reversed. In other words, sooner or later we will all die . That’s right, why ? The life of cannon fodder is also life. Although my father is a bit stupid , he is still upright. I got praised, but I still got it. Although Prince An is silly and naive. But he is still a human being. Compared with me, you are definitely being praised. Although the prince is frail , he is handsome and elegant. In his eyes, I am just a vase. Our lives can obviously be wonderful. Why are we destined to become stepping stones for rotten cucumbers ? Just because we are not as bad as him , not as immoral as him, and not as lucky as him. There is no such logic in the world . Yes, why should I fight him to the end? A person can also change his fate. Okay, this time I will accompany you. The prince smiled at me again. He must be seducing me. If I run away, he will definitely faint from tears. What nonsense. Okay, let ‘s adjourn the court and go home to see my beautiful mother. I respectfully bid farewell to His Majesty . Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go. Mother doesn’t know that the meal is ready. Adjourn the court , adjourn the court. Wait, I want to invite Miss Shen to Tianxiang Pavilion at noon. I wonder if Miss Shen would do me the honor of dining. I’m so honored. I’ll be waiting for Miss Shen in the private room number one of Tianxiang Pavilion. The prince is seducing me again. Hehehe, well, this marriage is well-planned. Hahahaha, mother, I’m back. Mother, you are too partial . The day after tomorrow will be my wedding with Prince Xuan. But the dowry you gave is too little. How can I hold my head up in front of Prince Xuan in the future? Jiaojiao, according to the etiquette of a concubine, the dowry given to you by the mansion is already luxurious, but Prince Xuan married me according to the etiquette of a principal wife. Why did you give me a dowry as a concubine? Your Majesty I’m referring to the concubine you’re looking for. That Prince Xuan is so stupid that he has to honor her . Why do all the people in the world have to honor you? I’m not as good as you. My life is miserable. Yes , yes, you’re not as good as me. Cry. The more you cry , the more miserable your life will be. What do you mean? The Marquis’s Mansion has done its best. Don’t be so ungrateful and greedy. Jiaojiao, the mansion really can’t afford any extra dowry. Okay, then give me your dowry. When you married into the Marquis’s Mansion , there was a lot of gold and silver treasures, right? Hey, Shen Jiaojiao, stop right there. Don’t run away, Mingzhu, I’m telling you. I’m telling you, Shen Jiaojiao’s mother’s dowry is her private property and she cannot interfere with it at all. You are just an adopted daughter. What right do you have to covet you? How shameless of you? I don’t care even if you bully me. I am just an adopted daughter and I am not as good as Shen Mingzhu. Your mansion is too bullying and partial. You are really an ungrateful wolf . For so many years, the mansion has treated you as their own daughter. There is nothing wrong with you. How can you be so unreasonable? Hey, mother , sit down, sit down, mother, sit down quickly. Hey, mother, the bitch will be punished by heaven. Don’t be angry anymore , Mingzhu. Ah , when you get married, I will give you all my dowry. But if you say that, others will think I am partial. I am partial. Who made you my sweetheart? Oh, you are so old, but you are still so spoiled . Sit down, Mingzhu, you are now the crown princess. The crown prince has woken up. You must get along well with him. The crown prince is wise and selfless , and he will definitely be a good king and a good husband. Don’t worry, I know. Hey, Jiaojiao, are you leaving now? Mother gave me a precious pill . After taking it, it can beautify and nourish your skin. Ten years younger, I still want to take it and show you the effect later. Humph, quack, quack. There is a 200-point stinky body pill in the mall. I bought it, hahaha. The purchase was successful. After taking this stinky body pill, your whole body will emit a smell of shit in a few days. Whoever eats it, hahaha, will be in big trouble. Hey, brother, where are you going? I ‘m telling you in secret , brother, I’m about to get married. Is this true or not ? Which woman would like you? You won’t fall into the trap again this time, right ? Hey, let me tell you, brother, I’m handsome and talented. Don’t worry, I will never fall into the hands of a woman. Hehehe, huh , hahaha , ah, is this the beautiful demon king? Xie Qinghuan is really partial. She won’t give me any good things on this table. Yes, I knew you were going to grab things, and you’re addicted to it, right? This time, I’ll help you relieve your addiction. Miss Shen, please sit down. I want to take off my shoes and lie down like a lady. I’m so tired . Miss Shen, just be casual. Father has already granted us a marriage. Let’s communicate more and get to know each other better. I ‘ve always been like this. Don’t take it too seriously. Let’s see how long you can pretend . Humph, King Xuan, why are you here? Humph, I Since you know the Crown Princess better , why don’t I tell you about her preferences? After all, she’s attracted to me. Old Cucumber, are you sick? You’re provoking the Crown Prince like this. Humph, Prince Xuan, you’re overstepping your bounds. Everyone in the capital knows that the daughter of the Shen family was engaged to me, but I didn’t want to. Otherwise, she would have been my woman long ago. This prince asks you, if it weren’t for His Majesty’s marriage, who would you marry ? Hehehehe, this prince knew you were deeply in love with me. Rotten cucumber is worse than a dog. He seduced the Crown Princess. If he does this again, the Crown Prince can slap him directly . Learn. “Shen Mingzhu , are you still messing around with me ? Doctor Xu, why don’t you just get out of here? Do you want me to slap you a few more times? I and the Crown Princess don’t mind giving Prince Xuan a good lesson. Okay, Shen Mingzhu, I don’t believe you really have no feelings for me. Humph, Prince Xuan is very bad. He keeps sowing discord and creating a rift between us. But don’t worry , Your Highness, I’m not a garbage collector. How can an old cucumber compare to the Crown Prince? Look at my Crown Prince. He’s handsome and has abs. They feel great to touch. Although he’s lawless , he ‘s still cute. ” The Crown Prince drooled at me. You won’t be moved by my beauty, will you? I won’t, Prince. I think our future children will definitely be good-looking. He really wants to live with me. In his heart, we have a lot of youth to look forward to. He just looks a little empty . I don’t know if it will be okay on the wedding night. A man’s handsomeness is very important. It’s more important to find a way to make up for it. Shen Mingzhu, I seem to have heard you scold me. I don’t have my own dear Prince. I have nothing but respect for you . How could I possibly offend you? I will let you know on the wedding night . Your Highness , we have already investigated the previous matter. Well, I have something to deal with. Well, the big news is coming. Host , please be prepared. There’s going to be a good show. A big melon is coming. Please be prepared quickly. There’s going to be a good show . Hey , isn’t His Royal Highness the Crown Prince going to take care of something? No hurry, no hurry . Nothing is important. Why does the Crown Prince look like he wants to eat a melon ? My Lord, my Lord , I just sprained my ankle. Mr. Shen just helped me up. If you wrongly accuse me, I will die. The show is about to begin. Let me see which big wronged person is going to be unlucky. My Lord, my Lord, Yan’er was wronged. Although Yan’er’s body was ruined by Mr. Shen, Yan’er only has you in her heart. You are so talented. Here it comes. Here comes Da Yuanjiu, isn’t it? It’s you again, big brother . Don’t be afraid. Cannon fodder Shen Qinghong was schemed by Prince Xuan and fell in love with the Duke ‘s concubine. After having an affair with him, she had a conflict with the Duke. We are inseparable and cannot be separated. My big brother accidentally killed the Duke in a rage , which shocked the court and the public . He was sentenced to death and my mansion was also exiled . Shen Qinghong, you had an affair with my concubine, and you still dare to shout at me here? Don’t go too far . Brother Qinghong, this is not your fault. It ‘s all Yan’er’s fault , right ? What do you want to do, boy? No way, big brother is really going to kill the Duke? Oh, it’s over, Duke! This matter has nothing to do with me. He was the one who seduced me. He said he was alone and helpless. He said he had no family, so I felt sorry for him . I really didn’t know he was your concubine. Haha, it’s absolutely true. Oh, Duke, Duke, my elder brother respects you the most. How could he offend you intentionally? Shen Qinghong is the son of a marquis. What kind of noble lady can’t he choose ? How could he offend you for a woman ? There must be a misunderstanding . Oh, aunt, although I didn’t know about this matter , I was wrong first. I apologize to you. When did my elder brother become so sensible ? Is he shameless? I don’t want to be punished. I can still tell which is more important, face or life. Get up quickly, there’s no need to be like this. Since you’re so honest , I believe you. Tell the truth about what happened , or you’ll be executed . But the Duke is the Xuan Wang . The Xuan Wang said that the Xuan Qing Wang was a fool for letting Yan’er seduce him. He is the Xuan Wang , how dare a concubine of his refuse ? Well, you, the Xuan Wang , are plotting against me. How can this be? Oh, Duke, do n’t just be angry. Find a way to retaliate too. Hum, do you need to talk about the Xuan Wang? I’m not unaware of his little Asa’s affairs. Just wait until I have enough evidence and report it directly to His Majesty. Hum, Duke, eunuch, congratulations to the host for successfully saving cannon fodder Shen Qinghong. Reward points: 600. Current points: 1,600. I really want to use my eldest brother to rebel. Brush points again, brush him for 100,000 points. Host, a warm reminder, your elder brother’s life is also a life, hahahaha, I have suffered enough from women, elder brother, why don’t you change your taste? You are making me suffer from men , ah, I mean, you should stop looking for beautiful women, those women play with you like playing with a dog, hahahaha, not everyone is as lucky as His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to find a virtuous, dignified, intellectual and generous Crown Princess like me. It’s not wrong to say that I have always been blessed. Do men like girls who act like spoiled girls ? Otherwise, why was my elder brother so moved? A future crown prince should also like brother crown prince , let’s go have a meal, don’t shout nonsense, hum, brother crown prince, we are about to get married, don’t you Do you like me calling you that? There are such captivating beauties in this world. If you don’t like me very much, then it’s up to you. Look, the tips of His Royal Highness’s ears are red. He must be fascinated by you. Oh, how can I be that good ? I’m embarrassed. I can’t see why I’m embarrassed . Others can get the beauty, but I can’t. I’m even more angry. My mother said you are good, and I think you are good too. I believe you won’t let me down. My dear His Royal Highness, I will never let you down . His ears are actually red. Ha, I didn’t expect that His Royal Highness is still a pure boy . He must not have had any casual relationships. I’m hungry , let’s eat, let’s eat. Young chickens just can’t stand being teased. Your Royal Highness , just wait and see for me. He obeys my every command , is crazy about me , bangs his head against the wall for me. It seems that you still can’t find a beautiful woman. Don’t even think about playing with me . Humph, playing with the prince is like playing with a dog . Your Highness, Miss Shen has finished her meal and left. What are you still doing here ? You wrote 100 plans against Miss Shen. Humph , I must make him recite the Three Obediences and Four Virtues by heart , and give me a baby. As the future crown prince of Dayan , of course he has to obey my every command, be crazy about me, bang his head against the wall for me. You care so much about a woman . Your Highness feels that he has already lost. Nonsense . It is impossible for a nun to lose to a woman. Oh, Your Highness has secretly found out that Miss Shen likes rare treasures , so he found this night pearl for her. She will definitely like it. He probably hasn’t gone far yet. I’ll go give him a surprise. He’s almost hopeless, so what can I do to restore his power as a husband? Is the prince going to offer treasures? I also want to send some treasures to Shen Mingzhu . He is the crown princess. Prince Xuan, please respect yourself . Hahaha, he likes me, Prince, don’t force it . Hahaha , Secretary Shen, hehe, what’s wrong? It’s like two big roosters fighting with red eyes. I know you like rare treasures , so I found this thing specially for you. You see, I’m good to you , why don’t you open it and take a look ? I got a rare treasure but didn’t like it, so I gave it to you reluctantly. Well, take a look at mine first . Does he really still have feelings for Prince Xuan? Why does he come to provoke me, Shen Mingzhu? “Pearl, you bastard ! Compared to this, mine is nothing! Of course you like it! This is a rare treasure ! Thank you, King Xuan! Host, cannon fodder warning! Yanbei City is about to suffer a blow and never recover. King Xuan schemed and killed him suddenly. If you rescue him now, you will be awarded 1,000 points. Host, don’t laugh . I’m afraid . Are you waiting for the prince to completely turn evil before rescuing him ? By then, the points will be as high as 3,000. You will hurt friends and people, quack, quack. You are wrong this time . I laughed because I didn’t expect the prince to care about me so much. He would be so sad for me. No matter how many points I get, I don’t want him to be sad. King Xuan, oh, hum , I hate the night pearl the most ! How dare you chase him away ? You have already… It was given to me. I am free to decide how to deal with it. Besides, to me, the things you give me are just like shit. I won’t even step on this shit. You, you, if you don’t like it, why did you take it? Because I see that you have such a precious thing. It really makes me feel better now. Your good, don’t you like it? Who said I don’t want it ? Then why don’t you take a look at it first? Oh, you are jealous , Your Highness . I love the way Your Highness is jealous. Well , no, I just saved the one I like for last. It ‘s really better than real gold. The treasure is not good. It doesn’t matter. Give it to me , Your Majesty, give it to me . Haha Hahahaha, Your Highness, hahaha, you are too shabby. You are not as good as me. Hahaha, if you don’t like it, even if I like it, I like it very much. My favorite is the Night Pearl, otherwise why is it called Pearl? The Crown Prince is finally outgoing for once, I can’t let him be introverted for life. Secretary Shen, what do you mean? This is not as good as me . We have to consider the person . He is my future husband, so I like everything he gives me. Except you , even if you give me your head, I will just kick it like a ball. I still think you are ugly. Your Highness, come and don’t molest me. Your Highness , I have something to give you. He really doesn’t love me. Do you like it ? It’s immoral in public, so do you like it? Yes, congratulations to the host for successfully rescuing Yan Beichen. Bonus points: 1,000. Current points: 2,600. Extra bonus points: 2,400. Current points: 5,000. Extra points. Drink it. Consider it my share, Guagua. I didn’t expect you to be so conscientious. Guagua , she smiles so beautifully. Your Highness, we haven’t gotten married yet , so we still need to avoid suspicion. I’ll go back first. Okay, he still knows how to avoid suspicion. Hey, hey, hey, the Crown Princess is also someone you can talk about. Your Highness could have been saved before, but now it’s completely over . Humph, Your Highness, what are you looking at? Ha, how can he be so good-looking ? Your Highness, don’t be depressed. I’m obsessed with beauty. She’s the Crown Princess, so stunningly beautiful , I’m obsessed with her. What can I do? Your Highness must be ill, and the illness is getting worse. Today, Prince Xuan and Jiaojiao are getting married. As the Crown Princess, you should go with the Crown Prince. Okay, let’s go. Prince Xuan is making such a big fuss today ! Marrying a wife is just like this, huh? I want to let the whole of Kyoto know that I’ve married the one I love. Who doesn’t know? The second daughter of the Shen family is extremely talented and well-educated, unlike the legitimate mother of the Shen family, who is ignorant and unlearned. Why are you praising one over the other ? huh ? Fortunately, Prince Xuan married the second daughter of the Shen family. If it was the legitimate daughter of the Shen family, I would never let her enter your house. Okay, your son’s vision Qu Gao is not someone who
can be admired by just any cat or dog. I remember that Prince Xuan was just abandoned by the Crown Princess a few days ago. Why should he be destroyed if he can’t get her? Forgive me for saying that Miss Shen is more than enough for anyone. Your Highness Prince Xuan is probably too ambitious to enjoy it and can only deceive himself. General, what you said is too harsh. Let me be fair. Hey , Prince An, you have always been the most down-to -earth. What do I think? Prince Xuan is not even worthy of being treated like a dog by the Crown Princess. Thank you all for supporting me. Hey, Prince, stop, stop. We are here to support the Crown Princess. Don’t flatter yourself. That’s right, I am already the Crown Princess’s follower . When you two quarrel in the future, I will only stand by you. Crown Princess , hahaha, thank you so much , hahaha. All your followers have betrayed you. What are you laughing at? I do n’t blame them. They are so charming. I shouldn’t have asked. The cannon fodder was detected and the system was triggered. Xuan Wang’s maid Qingyu reached the age to leave the palace , but was forced by Xuan Wang to get pregnant after a night. She was discovered by Xuan Wang and forced to drown herself in the rotten cucumbers in the river. It’s disgusting. Not only did you force someone to get pregnant and take no responsibility, you also killed and mutilated the body. Xuan Wang, I have to thank you for your grace of not marrying me. If I marry you, it would be like eating shit every day. How dare you slander King Xuan ? You are wrong. Every word I say is true. I also want to make a great vow to keep all women in the world away from King Xuan . Cherish your life and don’t talk nonsense. Qiaoqiao, you are not in the pepper room What are you doing here? I heard that Shen Mingzhu is disrespectful to her elders, so naturally I came here to teach her a lesson. Yes, teach her the rules. I have my own parents to teach her, so who are you to say is unworthy ? You can’t tell anyone what to do if you say you are unworthy. Prince, are you going to spoil her like this? If you don’t spoil her, will I spoil you? Oh, today is a double happiness , I came here to congratulate you. Why are there double happiness? The first happiness is of course your marriage to Prince Xuan. Don’t envy me . In the future, I will be Prince Xuan’s concubine. Well , when Prince Xuan succeeds in winning the throne and becomes emperor, I will be the empress. After all, you are not as good as me . The second happiness is congratulations on becoming a mother, but the child is not yours. What do you mean? You don’t know yet. Oh, Prince Xuan already has children with another woman. I didn’t expect that you can become a stepmother right after you got married. Oh, congratulations, it’s just what you should do. You call it a happy funeral , right? Don’t be so presumptuous as to tarnish my reputation. Are you slandering me? Call out your maid Qingyu and ask her. You’ll know why you don’t dare. Why don’t you dare? I believe in the prince. Well, I can go and invite her myself. Your conscience is as black and stinky as dog shit. General Tian, please go and invite her. Who gave you the courage to curse me ? Have you ever been pregnant with my child ? Tell the truth. If you lie, your entire clan will be executed. Qingyu, don’t be afraid . The crown prince is here today. Prince An is here. They can protect you and give you a way out. If you can’t grasp it, you will die in such an unclear way that even the corpse collector may not find you. I gave him a way out. It depends on whether he can catch you. This servant is not pregnant with Prince Xuan’s child . Hahaha, so what? My king is upright and honest . How can you slander Shen Mingzhu? You have such a low character. I know you like Prince Xuan, but Your fate is worse than mine, so I can’t marry you. But you can’t ruin his reputation like this. I’m pregnant with Yan Yunxian, that evil child. How can he be king if he’s unworthy of the throne? Damn, there’s a twist . What nonsense are you talking about? Miss Xingyu speaks frankly. I ‘ll make the decision for you. Thank you, Your Highness. When I reached the age to leave the palace, my family arranged a marriage for me to marry a clean man, but he was tempted by her beauty and forced me to have a child . Stop talking nonsense, let’s go to the Dali Temple and sue her. I ‘ll seek justice even if it costs my life. King Xuan , look at this. You get married and you give Shen Jiaojiao a child . It’s really… You’re so polite. What do you mean? This is the good man you chose. Do n’t worry, no one will compete with you . After all, there aren’t many people who like to eat shit. Prince Xuan has three wives and four concubines, which is normal. Women shouldn’t be jealous. Miss Qingyu, if you are willing , let the prince take you as his concubine. I will definitely take good care of you and let you give birth safely. I will treat you as my own daughter. Let’s see what it means to be virtuous and kind. Jiaojiao, the prince really made the right choice to marry you. Shen Jiaojiao is not that good . He wants to keep Qingyu first and then slowly kill him. I don’t want to stay in the mansion. I just want to leave the mansion and ask His Royal Highness the Crown Prince for your approval . Fortunately, Qingyu is not stupid. Prince Xuan, what do you think? Should you keep her in the mansion and force her to death, or should you force her to stay? It will definitely attract gossip. Go ahead. Congratulations to the host on a successful rescue. Reward points: 1,000. Current points: 6,000. Shen Mingzhu, you’re jealous that I chose you at a high price, yet you’re inferior to me in every way. So you’re spreading rumors here, right? What a pity! Doing this only proves your own incompetence. Humph , I’m jealous of you . But I’m the Crown Princess. Well, you ignorant Crown Princess, aren’t you afraid of losing face for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince ? This Crown Princess probably can’t even read a single word, yet you’re comparing yourself to Jiaojiao. It’s really laughable. Hahaha, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is choosing a woman, and you’re not as good as me. Hahaha, the cannon fodder for the test is me , right? Shen Jiaojiao is going too far. She wants to step on me to restore King Xuan’s reputation. That’s not possible. I’m here to fight for my man’s face. She’s thinking about me. How can there be such a considerate woman? You say Shen Jiaojiao is well-educated and you praise him endlessly, but you sneer at me. Okay, then let’s have a competition today. Let’s see who’s better. I’m not as good as you in carrying a cage and walking the bird. You can’t compare to me, so why should I humiliate myself here? She’s a famous talented woman. I don’t care whether your talent is outstanding or not. Humph, she avoids my edge, which is good for my talent. Humph, as a time traveler, losing in poetry and songs is worthy of having seen so many short plays. Shen Mingzhu, are you worthy of being compared with Jiaojiao ? Jiaojiao’s casual recitation is “May we live long and share the beauty of the moon together, even though we are thousands of miles apart. ” This is a masterpiece that you may never be able to match in your entire life . Hahahaha, what are you talking about? Isn’t this Su Shi’s “Water Melody”? Is Shen Jiaojiao also a time traveler ? No, he just happened to pick up the fallen So that’s how it is. He used other people’s leftovers to establish his reputation as a talented woman. I always feel that the princess’ smile makes life and death unpredictable. What a great poem! Oh, Water Melody Song , a timeless masterpiece. How do you know Water Melody Song ? Could it be that he’s hiding his true talent? I truly can’t compare to you. Humph, I admit defeat. Hahahahahahahahahaha , you’re quite self-aware. Prince, don’t be jealous of me . I’m learning the vision of a woman, but you’re probably out of reach. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha , you can buy anything with points, right? I’m about to splurge. I’ve found some sacred books lately: 300 Tang poems, 300 Song lyrics, 300 Yuan opera, and a seven-character quatrain. The Water Melody Song you just mentioned is the seventh chapter of Song lyrics, and it’s still Su Shi’s. How do you know Water Melody Song? Isn’t Su Shi where you live? Why don’t you believe it? Look it up. It’s recorded in great detail. It was indeed written by Su Shi. Shen Jiaojiao, are you trying to deceive the world and steal the reputation? You ‘re already a talented woman. Why don’t you recite two more poems for everyone to listen to? If he wants to listen, let him listen. Come on, Jiaojiao, prove yourself . Don’t make a fool of yourself. All the birds fly high, and the lonely cloud is idle . Tang poetry written by Li Bai. Shen Jiaojiao, can’t you come up with something of your own? You only know how to plagiarize . Jiaojiao, can’t you compose a poem in seven steps? Come on, show me a new poem. Boil beans and burn bean pods, and the beans weep in the pot . It’s extraordinary when you hear it. Hahahaha, we are of the same root, why are we so anxious to fight each other ? Is this Cao Zhi’s seven-step poem? Do you have any new ideas? You have no ink in your heart, and the light is just floating. You do n’t have any ink at all. Can’t you write poetry? You’re still a talented woman? Fake is fake. It turns out that the Xuan Wang concubine is just a fraud. She’s still a talented woman. Isn’t she afraid of being laughed at by scholars all over the world? I’d rather be a rough man than steal. This is simply despicable . What use is there for me to have you? Hey, the male and female superheroes are fighting each other. It’s a match made in heaven. It’s best if you two are tied together for life. Shen Jiaojiao is really loyal and righteous. Knowing that the boxing champion has a bad reputation today , she still provokes the Crown Princess. Now her reputation is also ruined. Huh , congratulations to the host for successfully saving herself. The reward points are 600. Buying books consumes 500 points. The total points are 6,100 . I only earned 100. Okay, Shen Jiaojiao is happy that the host spends 100 points to activate the body odor pill in advance. Guoguo , your salesmanship is really good. Buy it, buy it. Why does her smile make me feel that life and death are uncertain? What’s that smell? How long has it been since you cleaned your palace ? The palace is cleaned every day. There is a bad smell. Why does it smell like shit ? Did someone poop in their trouser pocket ? Shen Jiaojiao, it’s okay that your reputation is ruined, but why does your body stink too? Oh my god , you are talking nonsense . Prince Xuan has a unique vision in choosing women. I still prefer the fragrant and soft Crown Princess. Maybe he likes that. Little Prince, you just stay and savor it slowly. I have to leave first. I wish you a happy marriage and don’t harm others anymore. Okay, okay, okay, you fix it. Okay, okay, get out of here . Fix it. The Marquis’ Mansion is too much. I had to spend my wedding night alone in an empty room. Open the door ! How could they do such a thing? Isn’t this Shen Jiaojiao? King Xuan was so kind and loyal to you, so what ? Why did he abandon you on our wedding night ? It ‘s all because of you that I stink. Why don’t I understand ? What did I do to you? I know . It’s because I took that beauty pill of yours that this happened. Did you deliberately plot against me? Give me the antidote quickly! Shen Jiaojiao, you steal my things and you’re used to it. That thing was given to you by me. Didn’t you steal it from my room by yourself ? It turned out that he stole it! Oh, everyone, come and see, it’s this Shen Jiaojiao. She sneaked into my boudoir and stole my things . She got sick from eating them, and now she’s blaming me. When it comes to me, everyone says that Sister Tianxian has never had such a thing happen. Oh, yes, oh, this little girl is really too pitiful. This is too much. It should be correct. It was indeed me who did it. Who asked you to steal my things? Now you are suffering the consequences, right? Shen Mingzhu, your Marquis Mansion bullies us like this. Is there any justice or justice? Hey, Shen Jiaojiao , the Marquis Mansion used to hold you in the palm of their hands. It’s you who are greedy and do evil things. Now you blame others . So my Marquis Mansion can’t tolerate you, a plague god. What do you mean? Since you feel that the Marquis Mansion has let you down, then the Marquis Mansion has nothing to do with you from now on. It’s like raising an ungrateful wolf for so many years . What do you mean by the Marquis Mansion? You must have lied to me about wanting me . Hey , look at this. It ‘s daddy’s signature. This is mom’s, and this is big brother’s. Ah, what are you doing? This is my Qi. You’re pregnant. Why did you use my blood? Idiot, it hurts so much to use my own. From now on, the Marquis’ Mansion will sever all ties with you . Shen Mingzhu, Sun Yurong from the Marquis’ Mansion should be mine . Everything about you should be mine. Why did you take him away ? It ‘s not me who took yours. It’s you who’s unworthy of the position. Huh, by the way, I gave you a small gift. I hope you like it. Huh , daughter, daughter, daughter, daughter, daughter, Jiaojiao , we are your biological parents. I finally found you, sister. I’m hungry. I want to go to school. I need money . Jiaojiao, give daddy some money. Daddy owes some. It’s a gambling debt , but don’t worry, daddy will definitely win it back. Let me go, Jiaojiao, I don’t want you anymore, Jiaojiao, you can’t not pay back the money, Jiaojiao . Hey, a gambling father, a sick mother, and a young brother deserve it. He ‘s quite pitiful when he thinks about it. The cannon fodder was detected and the system was triggered. After cannon fodder Shen Jiajia was found by his biological parents, Prince Xuan expelled him from the house with a divorce letter. Dispirited, Shen Jiaojiao became a famous prostitute. Hey, give up the mission, don’t save, don’t forgive, don’t be a saint. Hey , let’s go , let’s go, what’s wrong with you ? Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, father, hahaha, Chen’er, what do you think of the Crown Princess? Huh, she ‘s arrogant and domineering , uh, it seems that I know I was wrong about this marriage. If you don’t want to, your son is willing, although he has no respect for discipline. There are many shortcomings , but I am attracted to her. I must have her. Please, father, marry me off as soon as possible. Hahaha. Okay, then next month. Next month is too late. Tomorrow is the best. If you are so anxious , I will set a wedding date for you tomorrow. Thank you, father. Hey, hey , hey, I have thoroughly investigated the case of King Xiao’s embezzlement. The mastermind behind this case is King Xuan . Your Majesty, the boxing champion has formed a clique for personal gain, amassed wealth, and abused his power . There are 93 crimes in total, and he should be executed according to the law. Haha, this rotten cucumber is in trouble. He deserves it. Humph, everyone on the Internet, I am holding on, holding on, holding on. Don’t move , isn’t it? King Xuan flipped the table. Is King Xuan going to rebel? If he rebels, this world might not be mine. Please ask my father to abdicate, you rebellious son. Humph, it’s because I’m not the legitimate son. No matter how hard I try , I can’t inherit the throne. Why doesn’t the world belong to the wise? But you’re not idle either. Look at what you’ve done . Is there anything humane? Humph, are you still laughing at me? Is this king funny? King Xuan is diligent and self-disciplined , but you are not as good as me in suppressing your selfish desires . You are not as good as me in competing for resources. You are not as good as me in talent and strategy, and you are even worse than me. Why should this world be given to you? Humph, it’s because you complain about everything, you are corrupt , you abuse the law, and you rape women. Whether you can get the throne has nothing to do with whether you are an enemy or a friend , because you don’t deserve it. You want to gain control of the world only to satisfy your own selfish desires. It is the misfortune of Dayan to have a king like you in the world . Brother, I, Shen Mingzhu, swear to support the crown prince to the death . The situation is still unclear, why are you taking sides? Well, let me be willful with you for once. My Shen family swears to support the crown prince to the death, and I swear to support the crown princess to the death. So do I. Are you going to go against me for the crown prince and for Shen Mingzhu? The righteous will have many supporters, and the unrighteous will have few. King Xuan, you have already lost . I will not accept it. Chen’er, your son, is here , so let him accept it. I, your son, obey the order. You do not care about King Xuan’s civil and military skills. Why do you win? Just because I am destined by heaven. The blue sky calculated that I have thirty years of national protection. Do you dare to kill me? If you kill me The country’s fortune is declining. I have joined forces with the Hu people. If I die, the Hu people will lead their troops into the city . When the country is destroyed, I wonder how you can live up to our ancestors . It was you who helped the tyrant to commit atrocities . It is my destiny. Kill me, kill me, hahahahahaha. This king stretched his neck straight. You dare not kill me, you can’t do it either. It’s too infuriating. Cannon fodder detected. Cannon fodder detected . Guagua, what’s wrong with you? The Xuan King’s rebellion was successful. There are too many cannon fodders. Please stop him . The Xuan King will reward 100,000 points. Guagua. Must the sword of rebellion be used to break his luck in protecting the country? Yes , but I still need a few thousand points. Guagua. How about this, you lend me 50,000 points first , and after I complete the task, I will give you 10,000 in interest. What do you think? I If you don’t complete the mission, you won’t get any points , and you won’t make any money either. If I complete the mission, you can get 10,000 in interest. This is a sure win . It’s like pie in the sky. Really? Of course, of course, I’m well-educated and won’t lie to you. I ‘ll lend you 100,000 points, and you’ll give me 20,000 points in interest. That’s all fine, right? After completing the mission, I can still afford the 100,000 points. Transaction: The current host has 106,000 points. Do you want to purchase the Fate-Defying Sword? Choose me. Your good days are over. Huh , is that so? No one in the court, civil or military, can touch me. What can a mere woman do to me? Huh, step back first and don’t hurt anyone. Watch me, this sword of mine is going to be awesome. Come on, come on! Ah , my luck in protecting the country has disappeared. Ah, my luck in protecting the country has disappeared. Guagua. I asked for 20,000 points of this luck in protecting the country. I gave it to you . Being rich and powerful means squandering it. King Xuan, I want your luck in protecting the country. No, no, it’s impossible . Just now you were so arrogant. Let me kill you. Now try. Brother Crown Prince , I was joking. Hahaha, I was joking. I killed you with one sword. I was also joking . I was wrong, I was wrong. Your Highness , I beg you to spare my life . Spare my life. Hum. Someone is coming to take Yan Yunxuan to the prison to await his punishment. King Xuan, do you know why you lost? You lost because you had poor vision. The Crown Princess is so outstanding , but you missed her. It’s extremely foolish. I regret it. Mingzhu, in fact, I am I ‘m pleased with you , but I’ve never liked you . Congratulations to the host for saving the cannon fodder. I’ve rewarded you with 100,000 points. Host, you have to pay me back 120,000 points, including principal and interest. What did you say? I only promised to give you 20,000 in interest . I didn’t say I’d pay you back the principal. What? You want my interest , I want your principal . It ‘s reasonable. You bastard, there are so many lending tricks. Cherish your life and stay away from loans. The Crown Princess is pleased with you. You want to marry you with three letters, six ceremonies, a grand sedan, and ten miles of red makeup. Are you willing? I don’t understand the three obediences and four virtues, or women’s virtues and training. I don’t care. I ‘ll surrender to you in this life. I’m willing to do that. Okay, okay, okay, 321. Let’s go. The sunflowers are smiling in my hands , and the clouds are in my eyes. Come and lean on your hands, fly, dance with the candles, shake the beautiful hairpin , snuggle together on Qixi Festival , yellow flowers fall to the ground, dreams depict beautiful women, the world of mortals is full of waves , the flowers cool, love and hate drift slowly across the sky, flowers always bloom, flowers smile, clouds also wait for the wind to come, my willow waist jumps in the Peach Blossom Spring, young man, please don’t, my heart is too restless , the birds are too noisy, love is too vague, noisy and clamoring, my heart is still sorting out mahjong.

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